༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜.

W͢e͢l͢c͢o͢m͢e͢ t͢o͢ P͢a͢n͢d͢o͢r͢a͢, k͢i͢d͢d͢o͢s͢.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

❛ W͢e͢l͢c͢o͢m͢e͢ t͢o͢ P͢a͢n͢d͢o͢r͢a͢, k͢i͢d͢d͢o͢s͢. ❜

⎝ HANDSOME JACK ⎞

DESCRIPTIVE/MATURE CONTENT — SHIPS WITH CHEMISTRY — CROSSOVER FRIENDLY — #BORDERLANDSRP; RETWEETS APPRECIATED.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@BitterBrawler ❛ Money’s always been on my corpse, but clearly you don’t know how hard it is to put down the most important man to both Pandora and Hyperion. ❜

Handsome Jack crossed his arms firmly across his chest, narrowing his eyes in August’s direction.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

❛ Good, cutie. I’m glad I corrupted your brain with my precious sexy dancing of seduction. ❜ https://t.co/XgUcKOL8cG

[L��ʟɪᴛʜ Cᴀsʜʟɪɴ @_CrimsonRaider]

"Sup-"

< SemiDetailed >

< AnyRP! >

< Selective >

< Vault Hunter >

< Retweets Appreciated >

#OpenRP

#BorderlandsRP

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@BitterBrawler ❛ C’mon cupcake, don’t be bitter — then again I guess You bandits are born bitter basterds. ❜

Jack mumbled; rolling his eyes.

❛ I can pick at who ever I want; whenever. ❜

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

❛ Don’t be a bitch, bandit. ❜ https://t.co/gpqoeadrbL

[—; Ａｕｇｕｓｔ @BitterBrawler]

“Somehow, I smell Hyperion in the air. Gross.”

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

❛ Sometimes you have to imagine having sex with yourself to get the job done. ❜ https://t.co/dqIvrrnarr

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ I — ❜ Jack’s temper was only rising, but how would he get anything done if he continued to argue with Rhys?

He wouldn’t.

❛ Shut up, ❜

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ So now you’re going to be a smart ass? Smooth moves kiddo, but definitely not the right time. ❜

Jack hissed in response.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ Awesome kiddo, now get to work — I have absolutely nothing to do and I don’t wanna be distracted from doing absolutely nothing. ❜ Handsome Jack was being lazy now, and he couldn’t care less.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

❛ That’s true . . . ❜ https://t.co/09cf7dcpte

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ Alright Rhys, you’re in charge. ❜

Jack stated and observed the males odd excitement, shifting slightly with a smile extending his lips.

❛ Sounds great. ❜

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

❛ Rhys should just settle down and love me, I got way more to offer then all these disgusting bandits.

Like hello, I’m rich, handsome — and have some other fond talents! ❜

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ As long as I look like my sexy self then I couldn’t care less, find me a body that we can recreate to look just like me. ❜

That was something that had to be done; and if he could look sexy and young again, then it would be bonus points.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet Maybe Rhys just didn’t understand . . . Well, Jack tried; couldn’t say he didn’t.

❛ Mm, why don’t we try and find my old body? I’m sure there’s probably some way to shock the life into me . . . ❜ No, he wasn’t talking about viagra.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ I just want your body, Rhys . . . ❜

That was both him being flirty and serious, in a slightly creepy way — his facial expression showing such a point-blank expression.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ What do you mean? Legends never die; neither do hero’s. ❜

Jack stated; not understanding what Rhys meant about it being a ‘shame’, no one forgot about Handsome Jack; did they?

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet He’s flirting — how sly of Rhysie, Jack raised a holographic brow with a long sigh.

❛ Cute, really — I’m almost waiting for you to blush red like the blood of my enemies. ❜

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ I love having a big ego, makes me feel important. ❜

He scoffs and causally shrugs his shoulders.

[༐ ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜. @intoborderlands]

@HyperionPuppet ❛ See? You’re welcome. ❜

Jack stated, tilting his head to the side. ❛ You should be glad you met me. ❜