ugh

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Ok so I’m staying in a hotel in Toronto for 19 nights and THERE ARE FREE COOKIES in the lobby so naturally I have to take a cookie (or 5) every time and this morning I was getting my bi-daily cookie and the man at the desk said “have a good day Cookie Monster” LIKE GOOD MORNING

[ugh @intothenickofit]

An actual video of Lisa Vanderpump “spinning a web”

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

That spider wasted NO time showing that wasp wassup 😭😭

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Sorry officer, I just found out the hairspray soundtrack on Apple Music has a karaoke feature now and I was living vicariously as Corny Collin’s

[kash 🤺 @kashmma]

Lady came in talkin bout her radiator was broke... bitch you got a wild animal in yo bumper 😂😂😂

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

The Guy Dancing then Being Chased by Cows

https://t.co/xFNBYyBJ1r

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Bestie if you’re out there, you’re cool but your choice of dream car is not

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Yesterday I was at a Halifax bar and the bartender told me their dream car was a Subaru Outback 🤔

[ugh @intothenickofit]

@hfxtransit Do we have an estimate on how often this will be updated? Or how much notice we will have when you put transit on the ground? Businesses need to plan!

[ugh @intothenickofit]

It was bussin

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Ate a honey cruller today from Tims

[ugh @intothenickofit]

@kuwChaoticKatie Walmart Bayers lake just hits different…. Idk if it’s the mice or the constant weird characters inside but it’s just… different

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Am I fuckin reading this right?! SKIP THE DISHES COVID TESTS

[ugh @intothenickofit]

@level22skeleton Still a shorter line than the wait for a new doctor tho

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Some people refer to their doctors regularly for mental health which is great! Recently I’ve been turning to the cashiers at lululemon and it’s also been great!!

[ugh @intothenickofit]

It always baffles me when subway drive thru is slow… like u make the sub as we order it at the speaker what goes on in there

[ugh @intothenickofit]

It’s always fire prevention week in my life

[ugh @intothenickofit]

@kuwChaoticKatie Don’t @ me (it does tho)

[ugh @intothenickofit]

A large part of me (think like 8/10ths) wants to say fuck it and throw away tattoo my left leg

[ugh @intothenickofit]

😣😠😠😒☹️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

And I repeat

😣😠😠😒☹️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[ugh @intothenickofit]

Halifax burger week and my girlfriends yelling at me for nothing else but a fuckin baconator from Wendy’s

[ugh @intothenickofit]

You’re not invited to my mii parade sry not sry about it