T.U.I.

Diverse crew of dedicated, inebriated individuals creeping through your feeds seeking laughter. @intoxitweeting / #tui

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

Alcohol increases the Tweet button size by 89%.

[T.U.I. @intoxitweeting]

Can't tell if this is a manic episode or I'm actually happy. (Looks at my whole life in ashes around me)- guess I'll ride this manic high.

[🫠Ref Kev🫠 @BlickNation]

Just got followed by @intoxitweeting It's about damn time.

[hashtagblessed @YellowChaleco]

Me: "what's the word for more than one? Parallel?"
My Boyfriend: " Plural."
#intoxitweeting

[ART MAMI🪱 @sofahood]

the Flavor? Of tht banana? Listen............... so good

[ART MAMI🪱 @sofahood]

a good bass line will Genuinely Impregnate me

[Ⓜ️ @0chainz]

Should I throw out my milk?

[dollar tree burner phone @chach_maserati]

Present day: 20, can front big spin, can say the alphabet backwards

[dollar tree burner phone @chach_maserati]

Does someone want to go to Denny's

[Bone @bone_barkley]

Drinking a Shiner Bock by myself at a random bar in South Dakota. Networking with the locals

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

I'm thinking about getting goat pupil contact lenses.

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

How to take a better dick pic, according to a pro
https://t.co/GA77eSgb2B

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer.

[krista @ffazed_0ut]

me going out last night vs. me showing up to work this morning

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Key & Peele is the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #Emmys2016

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

I’m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

I don’t drink water, unless it has been filtered through a brewery first.