Theresa Roberts

Hello:* I am gerl twitter and star twitter! I love Stars find my photos

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All my photos are here https://t.co/EDTX9859A6

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Jon Kyl once shot and ate a bald eagle and wiped his mouth with an American Flag #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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Jon Kyl discovered a cure for AIDS, but on his way to Africa he tripped and dumped it all into the ocean #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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Jon Kyl once ate 63 hot dogs...in front of a soup kitchen...when no one else was competing #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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@LouMerloni Probably one of the worst umpires i've seen, right Lou?

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Get ahead this summer! Check out @UMassSummer on @CampusLIVE and you could win a Motorola Xoom or Chegg gift card http://bit.ly/gk7U3S

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@HuffPostBus Thanks HuffPo Bus.The rally was great,but I showed up at 5am and we didn't depart until 6:40 Only saw the last hour, I'm pissed

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@HuffPostBus How will the parking go? Is it free? Can we park at the stadium?

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I'm updating Twitter

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@AroundTheHorn hey reali! How about for a tie-breaker, yell "1,2,3 not it!" last one to shout 'not it!' is out

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Hey Reali! How about seeing who has the most wins monday-thursday, and then have them host the show on Friday and you get to fill in!!??

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just played some intense table tennis, and now cureently doing schoolwork (yay)

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sitting, breathing, blinking, slowly-dieing, stressing, planning world domination. You know, what humans usually do.

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getting to know twitter (get the feeling that twitter isn't that into me)...