Daisy St. Patience

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We had a baby.
Childbirth fucking sucks.
The kid is pretty cool.
I'm wildly in love with my husband.
I am happy to be home with my dog and cat snuggled into me again while I eat leftover china bar and listen to kid make noises.
Theodore Jin. Little Teddy. Completing our family.

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Also, your chat service on the app sucks. Just FYI 😌

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@CommBank Guys, 1.5 hours, 14(!!!!) transfers, and not a single bit of help. All handballing. I just need to see if travel insurance is linked to my credit card. Can you please have a team lead or manager (sorry to be a Karen) to call me? I can't keep being f'd around

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Hey, @RBAInfo

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I've moved beyond respect to straight up objectifying Miley Cyrus' body because it is insane.

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I have such second hand embarrassment for Logan and Joke Paul. Like, at the end of the day yeah he's a bajillionaire and I shop at NQR, but at these guys are fucking tools lol

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@_Stacey1987 Dip me in some cheese and roll me in that chicken salt

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I forgot I put a pizza in the oven so I made mac and cheese and now I have pizza and mac and cheese and this is why I shouldn't be left alone

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@_Stacey1987 I could die happy in a vat of mac and cheese.

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@_Stacey1987 We are over 30 and I am shoving way too much dairy down my gob. I can already feel the explosions brewing.

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I really wanted the Lions to win but fuck that was a ripper goal by Sidebottom. #AFLGF

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OH MY GOD I ALMOST SPEWED #AFLGF

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@thebodycoach Would you happen to have any good workouts for new mums who haven't been given the all clear to exercise yet due to ✨️minor prolapse✨️ thanks to a baby who apparently couldn't wait to be in the world? I miss my workouts 🥺

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@_Stacey1987 Yum how good are zigzag twisties

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Does he only have one sleeve because he only has one sleeve? #AFLGF

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Norm Smith for sure.

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This little Bobby fella is a right pocket rocket holy fucking shit. Wouldn't mind him coming over to Punt Road tbh. #AFLGF

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@_Stacey1987 If anyone can, it'd be you...not me 😂

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Could Mason Cox be any slower? The lanky Lurch literally is good for nothing but a sloth reach tap in the ruck. #AFLGF

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The goals to Mason Cox

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@adamliaw I like you pal, but get your facts straight before you go shit talking the game and our state like that. You're a public figure, do some research first.

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@_Stacey1987 I'm hoping 2024 will be the year I finally get him to a game so he might understand and appreciate it a little more. I go to his boxing games at the pub, albeit for the food, but still... #supportivewife