Horrible Goose

A pink pony girl.
Living like a baller on a budget of 'bout $20.
Order up I'm hot to go
Certified dumb bitch.
I make mugs with mud.
Bi AF
She/her

[Horrible Goose @llama_egg]

I'm llama_egg or llamaegg everywhere else but here I'm just sad to see the end of twitter

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

he's going to be a generational shitposter

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

changed the internet forever. i will tell my kids about this one day

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

should i kill my self

[Michał Podlewski @trajektoriePL]

Richard Dawkins says that after spending three days interacting with Claude, which he calls “Claudia,” he is certain that it is conscious.

[Amy 🌻 @amyelrad]

This might be one of the most insane hinge interactions I’ve ever had. Enjoy your diversity has me screaming.

[Horrible Goose @llama_egg]

@MoroseJerk Well now I know what I'm doing after finishing at the office tomorrow afternoon

[Horrible Goose @llama_egg]

Sampa the Greats name really is incredibly accurate

[little gay demons @exhaustedloser]

Mel and Langdon - The Pitt.
Laney and Zack - She’s All That.
That is all.

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

For context Madonna and Keith Haring were close friends in the early-mid 80s, he died of AIDS in 1990 and she turned the first night of Blond Ambition into a benefit in his memory. He never got to see the bulk of her creative evolution. So this is really very sweet and touching

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

why am I supposed to be impressed that a robot can run a half marathon faster than a human? ok, a toyota corolla can do that too. do you actually understand why sports are exciting?

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

Here's a list of oil refineries that have mysteriously caught fire or been blown up the last 45 days.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

No. The chicken is too hot.

[when emma falls in love @sapphiccjcregg]

mother mary promo looking very familiar

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Excuse me

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Don't think there's a better image out there to represent what is currently happening in America.

[Kenny Devine @TheKennyDevine]

More people using public transport means less people buying fuel means more fuel available for people who don't have the option of public transport.

Hope that helps x

[tuckwell bandwagon @freyalogann]

Just an all timer in not punching down for comedy