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@banannaise @postoctobrist It’s spelt cackophone and it sounds like shit

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

congratulations to joe biden, the oldest living president

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@postoctobrist Fidel Podcastro

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@carseatnedrest

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@thebigjohnnyd Large Laundry Model

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@CantEverDie Concerning

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@reynoldsgareth

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@ArmyStrang A regular shirt made of blue denim

[Nate Campbell @N8istootall]

*Interacting with someone less autistic than me*

I detest your ambiguous rules and the cruel, unfair manner in which you expect others to intuit them. Your ways are illogical and illegible.

*Interacting with someone more autistic than me*

Damn, bitch, read the room.

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@ninadelaflores Lmao this guy is the first encel (entrepreneurially celibate)

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@drmistercody Bud Light immediately switching sides in the culture war

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@jeremysmiles it’s a right guaranteed by amendment number 2

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@postoctobrist Putin opening the oldest vault but its just smallpox

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No ring

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Wrapping a pallet with a stretch wrapping machine.

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@mavarus @daktx2 @postoctobrist The British Novempire

[November @postoctobrist]

reaching for a sommelier’s service corkscrew

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@feraljokes 69/11

[November @postoctobrist]

UWU CATGIRL JUDGE: uuuuuu I am sentencing u to wife impwisonment
ME: :)
MY LAWYER: [leaning over and whispering in my ear]
ME: :/