Invisible Man

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Why is the Invisible Man so reluctant to participate in social events? Because he suffers from shyness, and invisibility.

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Why does the invisible man not use public transport? Because he hates people sitting on his lap.

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What do you call the invisible man's cat? Paws.

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The Invisible man walked into a pub and they carried on playing darts.

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Why did the Invisible Man's cat leave home? It had no idea it was anyone's cat at that point.

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What did the invisible man's mother say when she gave birth to him? Where's my baby?!?

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What do you see when you look at the Invisible Man under a microscope? Nothing, still invisible.

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What did the invisible man have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's the difference between the Invisible Man and Grant Woodward? Grant Woodward is visible.

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What do you call an invisible man holding a skateboard? A hover board.

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What do you call the Invisible Man sunbathing? A beach towel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Because it was being chased by the Invisible Man.

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The Invisible Man walked into a pub and the barman said, 'it's quiet tonight'.