It’s Not What You Want

I complain about the Yankees a lot. You probably shouldn't follow me.

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Seeing my childhood hero Don Mattingly celebrating beating the Yankees in the playoffs is a new kind of suck.

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Buck Martinez was right.

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@TomScibelli

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Every October I’m tempted to think maybe they have a tiny chance and then they immediately make me feel stupid for that.

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@pitchprofiler This is unfair to little league teams.

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Absolute embarrassment of a World Series for the Yankees.

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I wonder what the record is for most unearned runs allowed in one inning in the WS.

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Running the bases like drunks again.

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I shouldn’t have let myself believe they had a shot.

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@Yankees @JuanSoto25_

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@BryanHoch

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World Series back off.

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I blame the Paw Patrol

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The Wolfpack are trying to melt my frozen heart.

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Watching the Asterisks losing is one of the few joys I have left.

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I see the Yankees have managed to underperform even my utterly despairing expectations this season. Impressive.

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@GraemeWei I’m doing ok, man, just not on Twitter much. How are you?

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@NoContextBrits I Wank Huckabees

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@MadScientistFF

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@KaylaChowShow No