Evan

Skier, biker, and helicopter guy. But still, 60's put food on my table.

[Evan @ioneq]

How many years of listening to Metal do you have to have under your belt before you realize that
@atthegates
The Ghost of a Future Dead is the best Melodic death metal album that has ever been produced?

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https://t.co/7K1sc7z8ju

This aged exceptionally well. More please. @archetypeboys

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At some point... Fallon will find this.

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Let's go!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Left is the party of murder

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

WHAT A F*CKING LEGEND

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We all know how former Apache pilots are... But why haven't I been verbally vomited on by an V-22 Osprey pilot yet?

[Evan @ioneq]

Awhile back, I introduced my dad to Bono. That was 26 years old. Little early to hit a life crescendo. I'm gonna be 40 soon, and still trying to beat that moment.
Doing it on Tuesday. #UH60

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Well this should be fun... Anti-life people proving they are extra anti-life with some supplemented violence to really drive the point home. #Abortionstopsabeatingheart

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"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." - Alexander Fraser Tytler, 1854

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What if statements designed to be incendiary are the only ones that don't offend? What would you say?

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@joy_mac_pirate Ha! No, but i remember what that was like.

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As of June 15th 2018, I've been on Twitter for a decade. I suppose that'll be enough.

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@joy_mac_pirate Ah, well, making eye contact seems so much more genuine. This virtual world is getting more and more dilluted with vanity.

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So this just happened.... and it's pretty good: https://t.co/0S3mfmxJWo

[As I Lay Dying @ASILAYDYINGBAND]

My Own Grave: https://t.co/3IabY4XoFP

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Just discovered, If you shoot a good enough photo, the rule of thirds need not apply.

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I don't trust makeup or its artists. They are always covering something up.

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Wait, these women actually don't realize that HashtagMeToo reads PoundMeToo? Awkward.

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@joy_mac_pirate Well, the worrying part is that I do not know this time.

[Evan @ioneq]

Overheard:
Girl 1: "who makes those sandles!?"
Girl 2: "oh, they are Birkenstocks"
Girl 1 : "never heard of those."

Me: I feel old.