jen

i don't want to see or be seen by straight people | 29 she/her

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@deluxemcvirgo @kelssarah @StardewConcert yeah it finally showed me this💀

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@deluxemcvirgo @kelssarah @StardewConcert yup i was already logged in and refreshing everything :( i'll try from the bottom of the queue again and see. but it's good to know you were able to get tix! thanks!

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@deluxemcvirgo @kelssarah @StardewConcert i did, clicked 'details' and it only gave me an option to remove it. when i went to 'edit from account screen' i didn't see anywhere to buy tickets. checked the event page too and it didn't have anywhere to select tickets either

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@kelssarah @deluxemcvirgo @StardewConcert yeah it says you need to sign in as a friendsfirst member for roy thomson hall...? the platinum friend membership is $250/yr LMAO i hate this

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@deluxemcvirgo @kelssarah @StardewConcert did anything happen when you finally got into the line? they redirected me but then nothing??

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@deluxemcvirgo @kelssarah @StardewConcert UGH thank u for saying this, i didn't know i had to click log in... was just refreshing the page seeing "not on sale" like a dummy. 750 ppl ahead of me in queue 🫤

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my mom stayed over while i was away a month ago. here is a running list of things that have been missing since: ketchup, dried scallops, splatter guard, spicy vinegar, shaoxing wine, brown sugar, capers, pickles

also she rearranged all the cabinets and my clothes in my dressers.

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@GayLaVie @peterfpowers congratulations!!!!!! the rooftop ceremony is as lovely as you and this news 🥹💗💗😭😭🥹🥹

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a year in, my boss has cracked the code on getting me into the office in the morning (transferred project morning meetings to me saying she needed my help) and pulling me out of my spirals (asking me what hole i'm digging myself into) 🫣 can't be mad at it 😔

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the open secret in my extended family of me being the gay cousin never fails to deliver 🤌🏼

my aunt was musing about the unmarried dudes in my generation and went "i guess settling down is a girl thing!"... then immediately realized i was sitting RIGHT next to her like "oh. hmm."

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@karahanarete @LaurenGKirby @SaeedDiCaprio can't imagine why people might feel a ways if a culturally significant food is compared to feces.

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just discovered my ex cheated on me 5 yrs ago then projected that onto me when we were breaking up 🤪 happy vday

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@confusiyeons @seohyungswife congrats !!! 💞

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@MonicaMcCallan i have a whole goodreads shelf for this trope, and accidental honeymoon was my last added to it! couple i haven't seen mentioned yet that stretch the brief a bit: like a book by bette hawkins, snow globe by georgia beers, the dark wife by sarah diemer... ok maybe stretch a lot

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@wildbillbfclw @GayLaVie doxing itself is not a crime in canada. "mischief in relation to data" is, though, but it's not in scope here. which is to say, jack should move back here so we can be mischievous (not in the legal sense) together again.

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@wavetrain unfortunately they celebrated their one-year anniversary a few months ago.

JK he's alright now. we talked.

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my sister's trashbag boyfriend better become her ex-boyfriend tonight or else i'm going to take him out for drinks on friday to "get to know him"... i just want to talk

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brief check up back in the lesbian romance novel world to discover white lesbians are still glamorizing cops in the year 2022. they will never get a clue

[quirk chungus SHODAN @kyotocosmology]

them: are you ok?
me (from bottom of hole): yeah I'm just having my Hole Time

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@kjpopmofo ugh, a mood