Jem Cant

I run my blog Ionsomnia on steam and coffee, because there's no sleep 'round these parts

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Look all I'm saying is that if you've selected the hold music a company uses, you should probably go to jail

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That's all it needs!

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Coke put out a new "Move" limited flavor. It answers the question "what if a coconut smoked a cigarette - would it taste good?"

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You ever wake up just thinking about how much Swell's mom sucks in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead?

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@JustinMcElroy are you kidding me re: mini wheat dust? Yes I'm 3 years late. But this is important. You have to let it fully soak up the milk. Then, oh baby, Tasty Paste.

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Damn, Youngkin sucks shit

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Sincere thanks to Henrico County School Board right now.

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Just another one of those days where you accidentally close your 83 open tabs and have to have a long conversation with yourself about what you're doing with your life

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GBBO I do NOT want this

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If all three stalls are empty and you choose the middle one, your alignment is unquestionably Chaotic Evil

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Pretty sure I can go home for the day, now

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You ever have to take a minute to make a new Wikipedia account so you can update the composer of a random movie because it was driving you nuts to remember and then once you figured it out you wanted to be able to find it easier the next time you forgot?

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So once I figured this all out again, I had to make sure the wiki pages for artist and movie refered back to eachother accurately

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Pretty psyched Koreless dropped an album after so long. 2013's Yugen ep still has its curious hooks in me.

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Shout out to the chill Safeco agent I just talked to that is saving me money And sounding like what I have to assume is Ron Funches at a slumber party

[Jem Cant @ionsomnia]

Hulu and Chromecast get your shit together!

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

If it is too cold for you, it’s too cold for them. Bring them inside.

[Tim Wasem @TimWasem]

RT If you think the original producers of Pop Up Video (teamed up with @NPR fact checkers) should produce the next debate.