DAI

“Name a shrub after me… Something prickly and hard to eradicate.”

[DAI @ipardi5]

@Polymarket Doesn’t get my dick hard, but not every car has to. I’m alright with Ferrari trying new things. They are a car maker and this is still a car.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@Brainfreez30101 @FilipeLTA @Jackkk @grok Oral

[DAI @ipardi5]

@OleTimeHardball Nails. Its Lenny Dykstra for me.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@FilipeLTA @Jackkk @grok Ive taken it for over 10 years and had no problem conceiving 2 kids in my early 40’s on it.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

A first-ballot one-and-done (4.4%) and a first-ballot Hall of Famer (76.1%) that both made less than half of their career appearances at catcher

[DAI @ipardi5]

@sirhomelander_ @big_business_ And sounding like him.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@DoctorProfit I shoulda scrolled down more to see this. Spent way too much time trying to figure out what was wrong in that clip. Im high.

[DAI @ipardi5]

Fuck yeah. https://t.co/9WpbnT1HDq

[DAI @ipardi5]

@donguriweb Munenori Kawasaki should be put in the HOF based on his interviews alone.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@PolymarketSport Milwaukee is way better than Cleveland, but he’s too much of a bitch to say that about his hometown.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@ankoromochuu Sorry you had that perception. We might make silly jokes at Japan’s expense at times, but here in 🇺🇸, Japan is universally loved. Also, I spent 3 months in Japan. Best country I’ve ever visited.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@APompliano I can’t wait for the first manager/robot ump face to face argument that leads to ejection.

[DAI @ipardi5]

@lady_valor_07 Tipping is a stupid custom. I think we all need to just agree to eliminate it and move on. People who work for tips have become entitled and the people who don’t tip or dont tip whats expected get denigrated for standing up for their beliefs.

[DAI @ipardi5]

Frogs must follow @chasedownleads . https://t.co/R0wEYYh7RU

[DAI @ipardi5]

@RepLuna @RepLuna Volunteering to help comb thru the files with you. Im nearby in Manatee County.

[TheQuartering @TheQuartering]

THIS FUCKING KID IS GOING PLACES.

[Resist the Mainstream @ResisttheMS]

CBS HOST: "Would you worry about racism if you ran for president?"https://t.co/kHGtgare3y

Stephen A. Smith: "No!"

"I do not believe it is as prevalent as some on the Left would like us to believe."

"I do believe a vast majority of Americans judge you on the content of your individual character rather than the color of your skin."

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Business is boomin.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Not since James Bond have we had an American who wakes up every morning to fight our enemies with swagger, the holy scripture, and sex appeal, which is why we honor President Trump on this #PresidentsDay.