user of iphone

I use iphone now so

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

theres gotta be something here

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

she beatin on my eggs til I foam

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

she pullin on my branch til I stash

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

DIY corn chowder from DIY veggie broth. Not awesome but acceptable

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

Wouldn’t necessarily advise watching the original video bc it’s literally got dick sucking machines. Not Chinese tho, it’s actually some British bdsm dominatrix studio thing. JP tweeted it basically saying “this is the future liberals want”. Fantastic work, no notes

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

I love that “dick sucking factory” is a meme. Such a perfect origin and the posters are really running well with it. Bravo

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

https://t.co/oJyGyxGEYt

[Nextshark @NextShark]

‘Chinese d*ck sucking factory’ trends after Jordan Peterson shares false China claim

https://t.co/FvUd6To0BG

[LibertyTech 𝕩 @LibertyTech2]

@TerribleMaps Canada has amassed most of its population along the US border. They are preparing to invade.

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

@itscass_idy They are surely destined to be breaded

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

Lentil soup, because cyclone b hittin

[user of iphone @iph0neu5er]

Still soupin. Cheesy pea and ham soup from the ol frozen Christmas ham bone

[i like food @messedupfoods]

https://t.co/sRResZ1Bc3

[𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 @TomKiely_]

Emo band lyrics: I'm crashing down, falling apart. You're not here, it still breaks my heart.

Emo band song title: Maybe The Jet Ski Investments Weren't Such a Great Idea

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Beethoven’s music is actively bad. He writes a dominant chord, knowing we will anticipate a tonic resolution, only to purposefully deceive his listeners when he resolves to the minor submediant, (1/363)