Scott Saunders

Stuff I like: JQuery, WordPress, vintage ads, old Radios, old movies.

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@snipercatcher @CRamzSSG Did Ron Pearlman and Kenny Rogers have a baby together?

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@elonmusk Everyone keep talking about the revolver and completely ignoring the uncomfortable and weird looking butt plug.

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@RyanKennedy_22 I sound like Optimus Prime so...

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@StephenKing Twitter is a "public men's room wall" for everyone. A platform like that should be difficult for any run-of-the-mill moron to eff up. Elon has a lot of leeway in that respect. Any decision he makes, good or bad won't make it any less of a "bathroom wall".

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@ReturnofR Alot is not a word.

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@SpeakerBoehner @SpeakerPelosi Spoken like a true Statesman. I miss civility.

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@RealChrisSays William F. Buckley

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@darth It's a tweet with a negative charge... DUH.

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@davemorin Why not?, it was my favorite toothpaste.

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@elonmusk The joke was funnier when that farmer told it back during the depression.

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@elonmusk Make Grimes and Jeff Bezos board members, and then fire them.

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@elonmusk Wait 6 months and let Kanye buy it.

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@elonmusk Change its name to Parlor.

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@elonmusk When the time comes, dance on your grave.

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@AOC I’ve donated to @Marcus4Georgia Even though he’s not from my state. I think you deserve better coworkers, ones who won’t yell at you through your mail slot.

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@AOC I've contributed to Marcs Flowers. I figure you could do with one less co-worker yelling into the mail slot of your office door.

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@igorbobic I bet he was also equally shocked to find that water is wet.

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To all the adult film actresses who voted for trump but didn't think Rove v. Wade would be overturned. Best of luck. You only have yourself to blame.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

The justification for Roe was also the justification behind access to contraception, same sex marriage- the ability to control our personal lives in ways not explicitly spelled out by the constitution - because it's OUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS. They are coming for it all.

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This is my first tweet in over a year. The morning after pill and various other contraceptions are available on amazon.