IPxpider

World citizen. My writings are my own.

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@MarkJCarney @grook what's the expected result of these elections?

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@MarkJCarney #AI has been working for quite a while. It can definitely create great headlines

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@MarkJCarney This guy lies unhinged. One more lie and he doesn't feel the difference

[John fox @fuzzycuckle]

@cafreeland

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@PierrePoilievre You sounding like an liberal supporter now. What's going on?

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🚨 Senate. Supreme Court. Government-funded media.

Who’s left to hold Carney accountable—or is Canada becoming a DICKtatorship? 🇨🇦

🎤 Featuring “Dictatorship.”

#MarkCarney #CanadianPolitics #DICKtatorship #Trump #Elon #JDVance

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You could move to New York City.

Rent an 852-square-foot apartment for $5,503 a month.

Blow $500 on three “first dates” a week and somehow remain single for six years.

Finally meet someone you like, then discover they’re “not really looking for anything serious right now.”

Get a master’s degree so you can qualify for an internship.

Apply to 147 jobs, get 93 automated rejections, and finally find an “entry-level” position requiring five years of experience.

Eventually land a six-figure job and still need a roommate to make rent.

Pay federal income tax, New York State income tax, AND New York City income tax because apparently living there is a three-level subscription.

Learn that a “quiet neighborhood” means the sirens only come by every 20 minutes.

Pay $27 every day for a sandwich (no sides) because the place has exposed brick and a handwritten menu.

Take the subway to work every morning and develop the useful skill of pretending not to notice absolutely anything happening around you.

Spend 45 minutes traveling three miles.

Carry your groceries home six blocks because parking near your apartment is more of a philosophical concept than an actual possibility.

Have “owning a washer and dryer” become one of your primary measures of generational wealth.

Walk past a mountain of trash bags on your way to a restaurant with a Michelin star.

Tell your friends back home you don’t need a car while spending $46 on an Uber because the subway is delayed again.

Go to Central Park when you want to remember what trees look like.

Spend your twenties telling everyone you could NEVER live anywhere else.

Then one day you visit your cousin in Iowa.

He has a house with four bedrooms, a garage, a yard, two cars, four kids, and somehow pays less than you do for the apartment where your refrigerator touches your couch.

But hey.

The NYC bagels are incredible.

[Shuv Majumdar @shuvmajumdar]

What’s the plan, Prime Minister?

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@grook is this true. Where to find the study

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

The LARGEST vaccinated vs. unvaccinated birth cohort study EVER done shows vaccinated children are FAR SICKER across ALL 22 chronic disease categories:

Autism: +180%
Cancer: +54%
Neurodevelopmental disorders: +1254%
Autoimmune disease: +1120%
Motor disability: +810%
Speech disorder: +803%
Mental health disorders: +696%
Asthma: +553%
Developmental delay: +412%
Atopic disease: +386%
Seizure disorder: +216%
Food allergy: +128%
Neurological disorder: +26%
Any chronic condition: +250%
ADHD (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Diabetes (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Brain dysfunction (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Behavioral disability (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Learning disability (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Intellectual disability (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Tics (ONLY in vaccinated children)
Other psychological disability (ONLY in vaccinated children)

Our peer-reviewed reanalysis of the landmark Henry Ford birth cohort study found 22 out of 22 chronic disease categories were proportionally higher in vaccinated children... ZERO exceptions.

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

This is great work. Genius

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🚨 Trudeau stepped down.

Was it the end of an era…

Or the biggest political sleight of hand in Canadian history?

🍿

#JustinTrudeau #MarkCarney #CanadaNews #PoliticalSatire #CanadianPolitics

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

I can see Terminator coming from a Wuham like lab

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

The Chinese are absolutely building warbots. Give it 10 years and a human in combat will be like a horse in combat.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

It's not the end of the world.

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

God bless America

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Hell yeah!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@SenSanders You need a software update @SenSanders it's the #AI era and you're running windows XP

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@NancyMace Islam seem to be scary to say the least

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@NYCMayor I'm not sure you're coming from the "helping women" or stopping "non Muslims born kids...

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

@mark_slapinski

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

If Pierre Poilievre had:

> said "Make America Great Again"
> went another country & said “it’s good to be home”
> went to China & said he was "setting us up for the New World Order"
> bought condos from wealthy donors so they don't "lose money"
> got caught on his hands and knees with Ghislaine Maxwell
> negotiated a majority
> passed a law allowing cabinet to secretly spy on Canadians
> led the country to be the only G7 in a recession
> bragged about sending money to people who can't afford to eat
> missed 100 out of 136 question periods
> spent nearly a $1 million on airplane food in 1 yr
> reappointed someone who couldn't recall flying business class
> failed to deport 23 of 24 identified IRGC operatives
> allowed 577,739 deportation orders to sit unenforced
> rammed a spy bill with secret amendments
> had a 86 yr old defense board with the US suspended
> proposed a debt sovereign fund
> got additional tariffs from the US for not stopping forced labour imports
> quietly removed "forced labour" from Global Affairs' diplomatic goals
> sealed Health Canada vaccine injury records until 2040
> took 4 different positions on Iran strikes in 96 hours
> begged the US to let Canada back into trade talks

The legacy media would call it the greatest political collapse in Canadian history.

But it's Carney, so they call it leadership instead.

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

Not ok 100%
It'll be too late when people wake up.

[Kelsi Sheren @Kelsisheren]

No no NO THANKS

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

La izquierda debe agregar líneas y claridad a su discurso

[Progresismo Out Of Context @OOCprogresismo2]

Westcol: ¿Qué hago si entran a robar a mi casa?

Petro: No se mata delincuentes, tienen familia

Abelardo: DALE CON LO QUE ENCUENTRES

[IPxpider @IPxpider]

This is really interesting. Maybe just a coincidence

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

7 Latin American elections since USAID was defunded:

🇨🇱 Chile: "far-right" Kast won
🇧🇴 Bolivia: "far-right" Paz won
🇵🇪 Peru: "far-right" Fujimori won
🇪🇨 Ecuador: "far-right" Noboa won
🇭🇳 Honduras: "far-right" Asfura won
🇨🇴 Colombia: "far-right" Espriella won
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: "far-right" Fernandez won