Edward Lange

Nope.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

I don't do small talk. I do info dump sessions and sarcastic banter.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@naiivememe proper.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

I lost my girlfriend, I lost the most important women in my life. All this was due to excessive drinking and not realizing it before it was too late. I can only do better going forward.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@Cloudflare Thanks for breaking our internet services.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

Not ok: "This is my legal opinion"
Ok: "Please consider these facts."
Not ok: "I am going to sue you."
Ok: *silently file a complaint and serve them a complaint and summons*
{pt 4 of 4}

[Edward Lange @ir8]

Obviously, make sure you don't explicitly present yourself as an attorney, unless you are one.
Not ok: "I have a law school education."
Ok: "I am knowledgeable in this matter."

{pt. 3 of 4}

[Edward Lange @ir8]

that highlight specific provisions in the contract that apply to your needs and wants. If you want to get snippy, you can have it throw in statutory as well as case law authorities to emphasize your case. {pt. 2 of 4}

[Edward Lange @ir8]

BEST CONSUMER PROTECTION AI HACK EVER:
If you are doing business with a company, grab a copy of their T&Cs, preferably in PDF. Upload that to ChatGPT, let it analyze the PDF and then ask it questions about your rights and remedies. { pt. 1 of 2 }

#AI #ChatGPT #Gemini

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

BREAKING: Republican Colorado county clerk Tina Peters, who is a hero to election conspiracists, was just sentenced to 9 years for leading a data-breach scheme inspired by Donald Trump's false claims that voting fraud changed the 2020 election

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@mattxiv Interesting stance considering @elonmusk literally bought the @X platform we're having this conversation on. Seems like media influence is a game everyone's playing.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

Hey @elonmusk Maybe you should hire @doctorow to covered the Disenshittify of X. Or maybe he’s waiting for the complete implosion.

#CoryDoctorow #Disenshittify

[Edward Lange @ir8]

This is one of the most remarkable speeches I've ever watched. Everyone should see it: DEF CON 32 - Disenshittify or die! How hackers can seize the means of computation - Cory Doctorow.
#DEFCON32 #CoryDoctorow #Disenshittify
https://t.co/359HJEM93f

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@mcuban @mcuban what do you think about 100k @realDonaldTrump watch?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

similar to my critique of dave portnoy, i don't understand how anyone can do this to their supporters. this crappy $100k watch is a halo product to sell even crappier $500 and $800 non-swiss steel and gold-plated watches with a cheap automatic movement. they play you as a sucker

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@Acyn He'll sacrifice @IvankaTrump for peace in the Middle East.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@elonmusk Please go, it will improve life on earth!

[Edward Lange @ir8]

Sometimes you skim the docs, glance at a blog, or stumble on a cryptic forum post, and voila, things magically work. Do you know how? Absolutely not. You open the config, sprinkle in some values like a recipe, and boom—success! And so is the ignorance. But hey, it works.

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@FoxNews CREATE TABLE Indictments AS
SELECT friend_name
FROM Population
WHERE person_id IN (SELECT friend_id FROM Population WHERE person_id = 'Jeffrey Epstein')
AND friend_id IN (SELECT friend_id FROM Population WHERE person_id = 'Sean Combs');

[Edward Lange @ir8]

@elonmusk @elonmusk Are you transitioning into Dr. Seuss, or should I expect a rhyme every time you try to chime with that sublime dime of a mind?

#DrSeussVibes #ModernSeuss

[Edward Lange @ir8]

She’s a 10, but thinks a “USB” is a new type of wine opener.