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[ً @iRealOG]

Niggas talk shit till they get lockjaw

[ً @iRealOG]

Me: I’m so done with this shit
*proceeds to go pick a sweater after my girlfriend has yelled at me eti sivaangi sweater na nashinda nimekohoa kohoa*

[ً @iRealOG]

@Van_Dijks @Mapimpi_ ???

[ً @iRealOG]

@Van_Dijks @Mapimpi_ Utanilipa lini mzee

[ً @iRealOG]

@Van_Dijks Following closely

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ Haha. Coping mechanism zako hunibamba kaswende connoisseur

[ً @iRealOG]

@Sirmuema_JG @KamauMathingira How did you know she’s a single mother?

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ Sasa utajifanya hujui? Lakini kaswende unaitambua on a first name basis

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ Najua uko na experience ya kaswende na ukanda wa jeshi. No need to show off

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ Uyo kijana mwingine mshenzi hajakuambia mi ni mgonjwa?
Na hajanilipa services I rendered, while sick

[ً @iRealOG]

@Mapimpi_ @Lm_matoke @Br_eal Hapo when????

[ً @iRealOG]

Average experience walking behind two babes in CBD

[ً @iRealOG]

Kwani ni paka za ushagoo tu huwa hazipendi maji?

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

I thought about washing them separately so the colors wouldn’t mix… but then I remembered they’re cats, not laundry. 😹🐾

[ً @iRealOG]

Mgongo inauma ni kama nimefika miaka ya kijana mkonde mjinga Mapimpi_

[ً @iRealOG]

9-5 as a daily for me. Hizo takataka za biashara zikue side missions with my 9-5 acting as my safety net

[ً @iRealOG]

Huwa naona such takes nashangaa sana.
Mnaclown msee wa 9-5 but hamwoni benefits anapewa aside from guaranteed salary.
Medical, pension, life cover, airtime, some have fuel allowances
Kuna benefits watu hawaoni juu wako too focused on the hand to mouth, daily remuneration aspect

[Supreme Empire🇰🇪🇨🇦 @SupremeEmp10]

Unafika job unajipata uko pekeako ukichunga kazi za watu 😭💔
This is what employed wa 9-5 wanakapitiaga daily😅😅😅

[ً @iRealOG]

Personally I don’t think nimewahi eka airtime na sai without even checking najua inaeza kua hata 5k
It’s an overlooked benefit for a 9-5 guy

[ً @iRealOG]

Kijana alisecure supper ya like 400 bachelors

[Mega Kapamilya @MegaKapamilya]

❌ Iligtas ang sarili
✅✅ Iligtas ang mga itlogssss

[ً @iRealOG]

‘I will insert it myself’

~Moraa Ng’iti, 1884

[ً @iRealOG]

Ogopa wamama

[ً @iRealOG]

'Cause nobody taught you how to cry
But somebody showed you how to lie