earl

2012 bucket drumming award winner

[earl @irelame]

the last time i got a junior chicken, i got arrested

[earl @irelame]

@sailorvenus98 I think you would

[earl @irelame]

@sailorvenus98 This 9am text is better trust me

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

I’m happy as long as this guy doesn’t eat my chutney

[earl @irelame]

@yungwundt Grandparents I tell ya

[earl @irelame]

Yes I’m with Katie Carter

[earl @irelame]

He wants my little spaghetti noodle on a Saturday night

[earl @irelame]

@StJames308 Before December? We have a professional shopper over here

[earl @irelame]

@klaulynn Foundry balcony you mean?

[earl @irelame]

@mandapotter_ @klaulynn Shes right

[earl @irelame]

I have NEVER heard someone get their ass clapped to bagpipes

[earl @irelame]

I can’t believe you just put your cig out in my morning glory’s

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

If you don’t do a pickle back with me I’m gonna drop kick all your plants in your bedroom

[earl @irelame]

@Natashaloader Me?

[earl @irelame]

What’s worse? My gagging or your kids autism

[earl @irelame]

@klaulynn Theyre so lucky to have you

[earl @irelame]

The night started with gargoyles and ended with me puking in a McDonald’s bag

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Nobody offers to show me a cool rock they found anymore adulthood is so dumb.