chris reiss

coder of things, putter of words into sentence doing.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

We shd probably call this World War V .

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

I can't tell you what year we'll contact aliens.

I just know the year after will be 2.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

While 2021 brought a wedding without guests, @AthleticBrewing brought amazing beer without alcohol.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@BenBonnema @TraderJoesUnion Heh - their idiot HR dept actually put that in writing.
Well, enjoy : Doing the round of the news shows and the cash settlement !

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

OMFG I discovered a super-hack. To stop a mask from fogging up glasses/goggles, place a couple dessicant packets between your face and the mask.

Plz cast this miracle across the webz that it might save lives ...

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

11 inchest of snow in North Andover, MA at 9:30 pm @VickiGrafWX

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@growingwisdom 10.5 '' here in North Andover, MA

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@POTUS Summary : A sharp National down-tick in Malarkey.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

I'd like to point out a serious problem with the NA beer made by @AthleticBrewing . I have to use a breathalyzer to convince ppl this is really NA. I have to do that *myself* every time I drink it.
NA beer this good should come with a warning label.
And maybe a breathalyzer.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@JoeBiden You said a mouthful there, brother and Mr. President

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@RepLucyMcBath Go lucy! Go lucy!

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

Covid-19 has killed 1 in 1,000 Americans so far. To illustrate these odds : Pick a card. If it's the ace of spades, pick another.

If it's a red face card, you're hospitalized with acute Covid-19.

If it's a red jack, you're dead.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@Snowden It is taking much, much too long. But the long arc of history bends toward the hero's homecoming you so justly deserve.

Til then, I can only add my thanks to the millions of others.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

Holy crap there's a helluva good sci fi short new to Dust's youtube channel : https://t.co/k6zSTlooO0

New stuff from Sri Lankan director @SandunSen

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@realDonaldTrump So you admit the count is correct.

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@KamalaHarris "Madam Vice President". Those words have been a long time coming for America.

[me @jennyrachelpal]

@realDonaldTrump

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@realDonaldTrump You're fired !!!

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

You're fired !!! @realDonaldTrump

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

@Ayjchan Please put together a talk on youtube!

[chris reiss @iridiumb1ue]

Some solid health advice from POTUS 2021 .

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.