𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖔

•my thoughts are harder than last night's erection

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖔 @iriismanuel]

@AFCJAY1010 @cfcsimv2 fuckin moron, we sold him for the same price as we bought him

[𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖔 @iriismanuel]

@linkerkwame @DeanMpoyo @_InMyRemains @okponglo_mayor @ESPNUK 😭😭😭

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

russia 2018 - no girlfriend
qatar 2022 - no girlfriend
usa 2026 - no girlfriend

[Josh @joshpearson180]

The worst auto translated tweet yet for fuck sake 😂

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

employed/sleep fc missed a world cup classic

[𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖔 @iriismanuel]

@dladla_ms would u look at that

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[PND @PeterNotDrury]

Chelsea beat PSG so much that Luis Enrique got violent on Joao Pedro…

[Yakob 🇪🇬 @yakobper90]

Nah I swear if Gabriel misses I think my life would peak man

[King™️ 🇦🇷 @UTDxKing]

The Ghost of Budapest 😂

[• @cfcsimv2]

On my 200th rewatch of Gabriel’s penalty miss

[Billie @Billie_T]

A hate watch so powerful John Terry momentarily forgot he’s racist

[L 🇿🇦🇪🇸 @desilimelite2]

This video being available in my region 😭

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Happy 3 hours 12 minutes anniversary

[hassan @Hassan241]

haven’t stopped smiling since gabriel skied the penalty. the air feels fresher. food tastes better.

[chris @ATR3lDES]

when we’re ass but we can still flex #thankuchelsea

[CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #YOURWORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

Battering PSG in a final, it’s a Chelsea thing

[𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖔 @iriismanuel]

@Neduszn8 Enzo Fernandez 🇦🇷

[Real Madrid Pictures That Go Hard @RMadridPix]

The worst and dumbest tweet I’ve ever written.