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[iris @irisdowd]

@YonnyCastillo3 it was really good this year

[Jessica Hische @jessicahische]

If you don't get why early abortion bans are a big deal, here is the timeline to explain how pregnancy works.

[iris @irisdowd]

@sherpamaiden but they gave him devil horns

[iris @irisdowd]

walked for three hours today... feel like jesus

[iris @irisdowd]

@Matthighs that just means that you as good a comedian as seth meyers

[iris @irisdowd]

@Matthighs wouldn't want to lose a joke

[iris @irisdowd]

@SethMacFarlane maybe you shouldn't have made fun of hillary so much on south park...

[iris @irisdowd]

@Matthighs but good joke

[iris @irisdowd]

@Matthighs too soon buddy, too soon

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Donald Trump takes people's anger and turns it against Muslims, Hispanics, African Americans and women, we will be his worst nightmare.

[iris @irisdowd]

why do people use "inbox" as a verb?

[iris @irisdowd]

can you get kicked out of a sorority for not owning white converse?

[iris @irisdowd]

#RNC is exceeding all of my expectations

[iris @irisdowd]

tmw your car, your phone, and your laptop are all in working order 🙌

[iris @irisdowd]

*reading vegan recipes while eating icecream*

[iris @irisdowd]

"don't use a wire brush on the asbestos"

[iris @irisdowd]

of course i know the girl who painted trump in menstrual blood #portland

[iris @irisdowd]

"there's good stuff on the internet" - mom