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aspiring prophet

[poser @irishcathlass]

if aliens or someone ever probed around in my brain it would look just like when you overturn a big stone in the garden and there are a bunch of worms and other cool guys hanging out down there

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.

Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.

He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine if the United States spent $300B restoring the United States.

[KhamulYT @TGKhamul]

@financedystop Yes that's it... America is all about the stock money and bloated bureaucracy jobs. The Real economy is in the fucking Gutter while these fucks create money out of thin Air... The whole system will collapse at some point and these jobs will be gone for good for a long time!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

this fiasco will be remembered as one of the single most disastrous chapters of American history. we gained nothing, butchered scores of US soldiers & Iranian schoolgirls, cratered the global economy, alienated all our allies, and taught the mullahs they possess an economic nuke

[JohnnyVomits @JohnnyVomits]

@atrupar He has the emotional control of a raging toddler and the mental capacity of a boiled shoe. Good times.

[valentine @valawakened]

I’m not arguing with the love of my life. Whatever you say, my centuries-old soulmate.

[Isidro Li @isidro_li]

James Elroy Flecker

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

They should make a version of The Odyssey, only it’s set in Dublin, Ireland in 1904 and Odysseus is a Jewish man whose wife is having an affair and Telemachus is an aspiring author who gets into fights in pubs and wanders the strand brooding on his mother’s death.

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

the car as a commuter vehicle is disgusting, but for long distance non linear group transportation is it quite beautiful

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

This reader comment on a NY Times column where Ross Douthat ponders that maybe God is speaking to us through A.I. is an absolute fastball on the corner with movement, and deserves a column. "Lightening was once mysterious too; mystery did not make Zeus correct" is perfect.

[poser @irishcathlass]

yeah, sure

[Diletante @Diletantez]

Se cuenta que el filósofo J L Austin dijo en una conferencia que, aunque en muchos idiomas una doble negación tiene valor afirmativo, no hay ninguno en el que una doble afirmación tenga valor negativo.
Entonces se oyó a S. Morgenbesser decir, desde el fondo de la sala: sí sí...

[poser @irishcathlass]

what can I do ya for

[ER!S 🦋 will be at fivecamp @bstract_thot]

does american culture have a polite expression for "you clearly want something specific from me, please tell me what it is" ?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[Jeni 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @MostBoringJeni]

YOU WILL NEVER BE HER

[♡s♡ @sun_girlxo]

I love Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Imagine interviewing someone huge and this is the first thing they say to you, I'd be shaking