Ministry Magistrate

Tweets are not legal advice or official legal opinions,.......because that would be weird. Board Certified in Wizardry. Volcanologist by night.

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

This morning, Ukrainian attack drones successfully struck the second-largest order-fulfillment center of the Russian ecommerce giant Wildberries.

Seen here, the Moscow-area facility, completely engulfed in flames, sends a massive plume of smoke skyward over Russia's capital.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Andy Beshear has revealed that he received calls “suggesting” that Mitch McConnell was actually dead during his weeks-long hospitalization.
https://t.co/6N9DCFPtk3

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Yes, that’s why they did it

[gregcote @gregcote]

At Yankee Stadium tonight. You had one job, shirt printer.

[Ministry Magistrate @irishecko]

@MeghanMcCain You’re a bad person.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don’t even know what to say anymore. Couches and now this.

[Ministry Magistrate @irishecko]

@lebatardshowfan The guy who just missed out and got Love 70 must be miffed.

[Ministry Magistrate @irishecko]

@lebatardshowfan Love it, what do you think it means by that?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Haberman: The administration signed a mining deal with Kazakhstan for a little known U.S. Company. Six days before the deal was signed, the president's older son with other partners and took a 20% investment in the company related to the deal. What did the president know about his son's involvement in this arrangement and when did he find out about it?

Leavitt: From my understanding, nothing. They would never do anything they would put the president in the place of a conflict of interest

Haberman: So he did not learn about it until it was in the media?

Leavitt: That’s my understanding.

[Ministry Magistrate @irishecko]

@los_jiv You odyssey it!

[Ministry Magistrate @irishecko]

@MichaelRyanRuiz

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

Former Trump special counsel Ty Cobb tells me of tonight's Trump speech: "I think tonight's speech is intended to add to the predicate that he needs to declare an emergency at or about the time of the elections. ... Steve Bannon and Todd Blanche have suggested that there will be ICE agents at the polls. I think that that's a virtual certainty, whether that will include the National Guard or not."

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan presses Vice President JD Vance about a military commander who told troops that bombing Iran is part of God’s divine plan to bring back Jesus Christ:

ROGAN: “This guy said the only way Jesus can return is by bombing Iran.”

VANCE: “😂😂😂 I did not hear about this.”

ROGAN: “He told the troops that they don’t need to be afraid of the war because Trump was anointed by Jesus. Let’s read this report.”

VANCE: “Let me just say…”

ROGAN: *Stops JD from defending this* “Hold on let me read the quote.”

CONTEXT: Jamie pulls up the report. We’ll let you watch for yourself to see how crazy it is.

ROGAN: “This is the type of right wing thinking that I don’t like. The commander had a big grin on his face when he said all this.”

VANCE: “I don’t endorse that, but we do need to have humility in God’s plan. I would’ve told those Christians troops to trust in God.”

ROGAN: “You don’t know if these troops are Christian. You’re telling them Jesus wants us to bomb Iran. I would’ve left the military.”

VANCE: “I’ve never heard of this particular story, but I know the press likes to spin stories a certain way so who really knows.”

ROGAN: “How do you not know about this story when you’re the Vice President of the United States.”

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Save this for when a tragic thing happens.

Military pilots are very good. Most are still young and can do dumb things. There were alot of dumb things i would have done as a young military aviator if it wouldn’t lead to discipline. I’m all for flyovers of course… i just want them to be safe.

That’s not “gay.” That’s being a responsible leader with Americas military equipment and warriors.

Grow the F up Pete. Apply another layer of makeup and focus on the Iran war that you screwed up

[Ministry Magistrate @irishecko]

@samstein @jpodhoretz coulda been rich!

[Guy Cecil @guycecil]

I am not sure what to make of the fact that JD Vance watched Joe Biden eating ice cream and thought about sex.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Oh come on