maria

the girl outside the strip club getting her tarot cards read

[maria @irissilvermist]

@zachleft No one is more persecuted than Seattle people who actually like the sun

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

Joan Didion's essay on self-respect should not only be a mandatory read for women but should be read at least once every year with extreme attention.

[maria @irissilvermist]

If I can’t bring my man into Victoria’s Secret how am I supposed to know what size lingerie he wears?

[maria @irissilvermist]

Don’t let her see this

[lesbotron3000 @BubbleFem]

que bella hadid sea la menos delgada en estas cuatro fotos tiene tela

[maria @irissilvermist]

Imagine your friend trying to help you not die

[littlemanbigd @lilmanbigdick]

food from other people is the scariest fear food of them all
imagine ur friend was secretly anorexic and they were one of those types who make super calorie desserts for others to put on weight lmfaooo

[maria @irissilvermist]

I really thought they’d have AC in the airport. Joke’s on me

[maria @irissilvermist]

I am an American and I have arrived in Europe to research and determine once and for all where the heat is worse. Stay tuned for developing news and updates.

[maria @irissilvermist]

In order to avoid even accidentally being a people pleaser, I make sure to displease everyone around me at all times

[maria @irissilvermist]

@chow_global Not true at all

[maria @irissilvermist]

@vikinick_ @RishiRamaraju @ajlamesa I would like to see if eastern Washington pulls that percentage up—I would be surprised if 60% of Seattleites had AC but maybe it’s changing

[maria @irissilvermist]

@coyot3777 They don’t sell that well

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

the devil couldn't reach me, so he sent me my dream man... at war with himself and emotionally unavailable

[maria @irissilvermist]

@thesalmamona You should probably go to the doctor to be safe tho 💔

[maria @irissilvermist]

This is why I support circumcision

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

Making men wear condoms not for any safety reason just so that they enjoy it less

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

[maria @irissilvermist]

For many of you, your youth is all you have. And one day, you won’t even have that

[Alec 👾 @nastyalecx]

girl ur 80

[maria @irissilvermist]

I’ve always been convinced Dorothea is from someone else’s perspective about Taylor

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

*raises hand* is this my time to share that I think more Taylor songs are about this situation than most swifties think because they’re too busy insisting everything has to be from Taylor’s POV and only about one thing

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

reporting live from the zillennial cusp where you get to decide which generation you’re part of depending on who’s less embarrassing on any given day:
millennial’s are winning this round