mr laura

put the chip in me mr Zuckerberg. I am ready

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

Friendly reminder: if your chopping board looks like this, please throw it away immediately

[hamburger @_footfart_]

Im too poor to have a nicotine addiction

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

November will feel like this

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

what is the opposite of main character syndrome?? assuming you're a tiny irrelevant part of everybody's life that nobody thinks about when you're not around??? that's what I have I think

[mr laura @irllaura]

you know your life is getting fucked up again when tiktok starts to recommend witchcraft and spell tutorials and you check to see how much the ingredients cost

[mr laura @irllaura]

feeling evil

[mr laura @irllaura]

@Ravenger___ i think i have the DVD with this on it......

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Literally me damn

[mr laura @irllaura]

this is genuinely the most off the rails swag ive ever seen

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Charles Bronson in 2001. The man dubbed "the most violent prisoner in Britain"

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

We have so normalized antisocial alienation in America that wanting to avoid nearly all people and completely isolate yourself from your community is seen as a normal and acceptable way to live. It's not. It's inhuman and soul destroying. It's why nearly everyone is miserable.

[jewish roger waters @lennonandmarx]

the only halloween costume i can think of is dressing as one of these fucking french kids singing to serge gainsbourg

[mr laura @irllaura]

really into english versions of weird addictive german songs

[m🦢 @slutforlana7]

this is how all americans look to me

[mr laura @irllaura]

CFO (Chief Freak Officer)

[mr laura @irllaura]

just browsed the spongebob reddit

[ೃ⁀➷ carmen @d1etmntdew]

i wish i could pin more than one post

[mr laura @irllaura]

just seeing the prime drink makes feel like an experiment of capitalism

[mr laura @irllaura]

i say this so much and so often but we need a HEALTHY CIGARETTE what i would do for (1) cig (HEALTHY EDITION) is unfathomable @SCIENTISTS