Sarah Schwiebert

She/they, leftist AuDHD swiftie. Tell your cat I said hi!

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@RedzsFT @HillaryClinton @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Lmao you absolutely do not. Sit down.

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

All bitches wanna do is drink, listen to evermore by @taylorswift13, and cry about relationships they never had ending. It’s me. I’m bitches.

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@TheShweeb For a second I thought this was a fallout post

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?

[Monica Wheat @mwheat14]

Georgia residents 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until Dec 7 to register to vote. Retweet to share even if you don’t live in GA.

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

A woman of color as our VP AND a veteran teacher as our First Lady??? My heart is so full. @KamalaHarris @DrBiden

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

Conservatives: “sToP bEiNG sO MeAn tO TRUMP!!!!!!”
This man has terrorized the nation for four years, tried to strip away people’s rights, and mishandled a pandemic so badly that over 200k people are dead. CRY. HARDER.

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@ColourPopCo The site now says I’ve made too many requests??? I tried refreshing ONCE. Wtf is going on???

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@ColourPopCo Then why is it not on the site and the site crashing?

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@sstephaniesays_ Throw the whole mf best friend away you look AMAZING

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

Decided to finish off my bullet journal for February with our princess and everyone’s favorite nerf herder. #StarWars @HamillHimself

[Ned Fulmer @nedfulmer]

If this gets 50,000 RTs I’ll let Eugene steal my baby for 24 hours #funnyvotelewberger

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@prettymagik @flyLAXairport @LBAirport RIP

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@prettymagik @flyLAXairport @LBAirport I still stand by my statement 5 months later

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@matitty25 wtf I moved to Portland like 5 months ago!

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@nicolebyer My 7 yr old SIL loves your show and wanted me to tweet you her ideas for the show:
1. Make the contestants bake edible hats that the judges have to wear
2. If the contestants fail, they should get dunked in a dunk tank

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

I added @tryguys into my sim’s neighborhood and @KeithHabs won’t stop shoveling snow outside her house #Sims4 #alsowhereisyourshirtsir

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

@nicolebyer please help a fellow big girl out and tell me where that damn beautiful dress you have on cape from???? DAMN GIRL

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

Watching Somebody Feed Phil while stuck at home in bed. @PhilRosenthal is what happens when a bowl of chicken soup and hug take human form. #somebodyfeedphil #comfortshows

[Sarah Schwiebert @irlmerida]

I may be stuck in bed sick but at least I have @MichelleObama’s amazing book for company!