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[iryon @ironiryon]

I jus wanna shake my dreads gang

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

"i was born in the wrong generation" bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want

[iryon @ironiryon]

Doomscrolling Uber Eats on da stair master

[Alyona @askaya]

Men, if you see a girl crying, ask her if it's because she's fat.

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

unironically rise and shine. genuinely wakey wakey

[③ @zurskiii]

niggas will message you “hello” on teams and wait for you to say hello back. just ask me the fuckin question

[iryon @ironiryon]

I missed pre workout SoundCloud and gym combo so fucking much

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Every time I tell a lie I grow a brand new penis

[iryon @ironiryon]

Poulet rouge better than chipotle

[iryon @ironiryon]

Tory Lanez music makes me feel

[iryon @ironiryon]

I deadass be hitting top 10 respect moment in the gym every session put me in the compilation

[iryon @ironiryon]

Raheem Morris is in the Epstein files.

[iryon @ironiryon]

Took preworkout just to be unfathomably cracked to take a shit

[iryon @ironiryon]

Someone mentioning my ig liked reels is the best compliment I can ever receive.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Falcons legit piss me off

[iryon @ironiryon]

If EP40 gets 100 point season this year I will eat 100 Swedish meatballs in one sitting #GOCANUCKSGO

[iryon @ironiryon]

The TTC is definitely the shittiest public transit system.

[Stephen Tolbert @b_outliers]

Falcons drafted a QB whose number one quality was his intermediate and deep ball accuracy and turned him into a check down artist

[iryon @ironiryon]

GOD BLESS THE ATLANTA FALCONS TAKE US TO THE SUPER BOWL MR. PENIX

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

what happens when you take creatine:
- 5g: bigger muscles
- 20g: bigger brain
- 75g: replace sleep
- 100g: communicate with groceries
- 120g: replace wikipedia
- 200g: jane street offer