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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

JAKARTA 💙🇮🇩

[ipan @irpanpaaan]

Emg iya kurusan? 😳

[ipan @irpanpaaan]

Aku mung keweden siji, raiso njogo lambe tok 😒

[Adeel @cfcadeel]

Anyone who cannot access the full interview here it is

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club legend Cesar Azpilicueta will retire from football at the end of the season.

Congratulations on a superb career, Azpi, and thank you for everything. 💙

[ARPRTMA @aripratama293]

Gak nyangka AI bisa sejauh ini.
Jadi gua generate poster dua legend bola pake AI.
Desainer profesional charge jutaan buat ini.

Promptnya gua drop di reply 👇
Simpan dulu biar ga ketinggalan 🔖

Recreate prompt from @Taaruk_

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Retro 23 @Coll3tte]

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso on IG

Bro wasn't even this excited when he signed for Madrid, I'm crying 😭

[Gin @Isr_KK]

Chelsea FC sepulang dari Indonesia:

[Injury Time @injurytime83]

Gila, asli... kalau bahas Finale Dahoam, itu level "sakit tapi nggak berdarah"-nya udah di luar nalar.
bukan cuma kalah main bola, tapi kayak udah sewa gedung, sebar undangan, pas hari H malah ditinggal nikah sama orang lain di pelaminan sendiri.

Bayangin aja, lo main di Allianz Arena. Itu kandang lo, loker ganti lo, rumput yang tiap hari lo injak. Fans udah bikin koreo segede gaban: "Kota Kami, Stadion Kami, Piala Kami."
Sombong? Wajar, siapa yang nggak pede main di rumah sendiri dengan skuad monster kayak gitu?

​Tapi Chelsea malem itu emang beneran dapet plot armor paling tebel sedunia.

Kenapa sakitnya sampe ke tulang rusuk?

✅️ ​Statistiknya "Goblok" Banget: Bayern dapet 20-an corner, Chelsea cuma dapet 1. Dan tebak apa? Satu-satunya corner Chelsea itu yang jadi gol sundulan Drogba di menit 88. Itu definisi satu peluru langsung kena jantung, sementara Bayern nembak pake shotgun berkali-kali cuma kena angin.

✅️ ​Selebrasi Kepagian Müller: Pas Thomas Müller nyetak gol di menit 83, itu satu Munich udah yakin juara. Müller sampe ditarik keluar sama Heynckes buat amankan pertahanan. Eh, pas dia duduk di bench, malah ngeliat gawang timnya jebol.

✅️ ​Momen Robben vs Cech: Dapet penalti di extra time itu harusnya jadi "hadiah Tuhan" buat nyelesein drama. Tapi Robben malah gagal. Di situ mental pemain Bayern udah kelihatan rontok banget.

✅️ Schweinsteiger yang Hancur: Melihat ikon klub kayak Basti nangis, nutupin muka pake jersey pas adu penalti selesai, itu image yang bakal nempel selamanya di fans Bayern.

Sepak bola itu emang nggak punya perasaan. Lo bisa dominasi 120 menit, lo bisa punya ribuan fans yang teriak buat lo, tapi kalau takdir bilang "Bukan hari lo", ya lo nggak bisa apa-apa.

​"Gue nggak pernah liat stadion yang tadinya kayak neraka buat lawan, tiba-tiba berubah jadi kuburan sesunyi itu cuma dalam hitungan detik."

​Untungnya sih, setahun kemudian mereka langsung redemption juara di Wembley. Tapi tetep aja, luka 2012 itu nggak bakal bisa ketutup sempurna. Itu sejarah paling pahit yang bikin istilah "mental Jerman" sempet diraguin sebelum akhirnya mereka bangkit lagi.

[A. Bobby @fraviato]

Salah satu alasan kenapa sepakbola itu ga harus apa2 statistik. Tapi juga mental.

Bayern prepared everything that night.
Chelsea? Bisa2nya bikin kompilasi video dari keluarga terdekat pemain buat motivasi di ruang ganti.

Against all odds, it works.
https://t.co/wDYgFi64tT

[Stunner @invertCucurella]

🚨 BREAKING: Nemanja Vidic says Drogba was tougher to play against than Torres(Liverpool) and calls him a "Nightmare"

"People say: "You had a difficult game against Torres", but it was just the one game. I went to head the ball but changed my mind and tried to pass to Edwin.......

Van Der Sar. I misjudged the distance and Torres scored.

'Drogba was tougher. Torres always created a chance to score, but Drogba was on you for the full game. He was so clever, strong. Sometimes he fakes, you know in the box he fell down, next time he goes strong, he played with his strength.

'Drogba was physically the hardest"

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

An amazing player.

Happy retirement, Oscar! 💙

[Stunner @invertCucurella]

🚨 BREAKING: Mario Gomez says Peter Cech was a "Witch" he read their minds and was tested for doping after the 2012 final

"I put the ball down and look at Peter Cech, who’s standing there and was a monster. I put the ball down, turn around, and it was clear for me, I’m going.....

to hit into one corner, powerfully. I have to hit it powerfully, otherwise he’ll get to it. I walk back, turn around and think, no, he’ll save it. On the way to the ball I changed my mind and went for the other corner."

"The mad thing about this story is: afterwards I have doping control. Petr Cech is sitting with me at doping control. He’s completely shy, reserved, and eventually he says to me: ‘Hey, what was with the penalty?’ I look at him and say: ‘Eh"

"Then he says to me: ‘You wanted to shoot towards the other corner first. You totally confused me. I knew you were going for the other corner.’ He pretty much said what happened in me. That’s brutal. That made me realise again what a great goalkeeper he is.”

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Marc Cucurella speaking in an interview with The Athletic about Chelsea's transfer strategy 💬

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Marc Cucurella: “The moment Enzo Maresca left, it had a big impact on us”.

“If you asked me, I would NOT have made this decision. To make a change like that, the best thing is to wait until the end of the season...”, told @TheAthleticFC.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Marc Cucurella: “Against PSG, we lacked players that had gone through situations like that”.

“You need time, I know the young players are the ones that will have the experience in the future. But you need to find the BALANCE between both worlds”, told @TheAthleticFC.

[Darren @MUFCDarren_]

🚨 John Terry on Enzo Fernández and Marc Cucurella in a recent interview about joining Real Madrid and Barcelona:

“Chelsea isn’t the club it used to be. Pedro, Cesc Fàbregas, Claude Makélélé, and Samuel Eto’o all left Barcelona and Real Madrid to play for Chelsea. Back then, players didn’t say no to Chelsea. But today, players want to leave Chelsea for La Liga. It feels like the club’s name is fading.”

[Legion @_01Legion]

🚨🎙INTERVIEWER: Kovacic, given that you played for Chelsea before, what can you tell us about Chelsea career? And what do you think about Chelsea's current situation?

🗣🎙MATEO KOVAČIĆ: "Thanks for asking. My time at Chelsea was absolutely amazing. Chelsea is a very ambitious club that always wants to win, and that is exactly why Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in the world, with such a huge fan base. The Chelsea fans are incredible. I love the way they support every single player, whether we’re winning or struggling. I once gave both my shirt and shorts to the fans after a game because I felt they deserved it, it was my way of showing appreciation".

"As for Chelsea’s current situation, I don’t know exactly what to say, but I believe the club and the fans aren’t happy with how things are going right now. It's certain that will soon get back to winning ways, they always do. Another thing is that, Chelsea fans hate losing. For some other club's fans, winning the Conference League and the Club World Cup last season would have been enough to keep the fans satisfied, but at Chelsea it doesn’t matter. They only want the team to perform well every single matchday. I think that’s normal, because I hate losing myself. Thanks."

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Marc Cucurella: “We knew what Maresca wanted from us. Winning a title like the Club World Cup also helps… you create great relationships during the celebrations”.

“When a manager gives you that confidence and offers you a platform to fight for titles, you’d die for him”, told @TheAthleticFC.