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[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Woah We’ve lost a lot of followers since we said free Palestine but we’ll say it again FREE PALESTINE

[Zandile @zan_deee]

I think the nice part about life is that we eventually do get over people.

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

apparently the only place left without ads is a book

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

The best time to poop is in the morning.

Make it a habit to empty your bowel in your house.

Don't go poop-ing in every toilet.

Respect your bowel.

GUARD YOUR FRAME

#MasculinitySaturday

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Take heed when the Almighty exposes someone’s intention towards you. He has done it for a reason. Some will act like they care about you but behind your back, it’s a different story. They may even speak ill of you. But don’t worry. The truth will always come out.

[aether @bluewdrift]

There is a Japanese Legend that says:

"Whether it's a machine, a house, or a relationship. Maintenance is always cheaper than repairing." What you don't maintain, you eventually lose.

[Akor’ebirungi @ErnestAkor]

At least here in Uganda we pretend to vote first.

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

A mother asked her kids to recreate how all 3 got on top of the wardrobe.

You wouldn’t believe your eyes 😅

[Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎 @iamjourjean]

not now, babe, I need to furiously like every post mocking Lindsey Graham

[Dr. Omar Suleiman @omarsuleiman]

In other news, Lindsey Graham is dead.

“I am with Israel. Do whatever the hell you have to do…”

“Level the place.”

“Do in Gaza what we did in Tokyo and Berlin”

Bye Lindsey. May you live an eternity in ruins for the ruins you helped create in Gaza. Ameen

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[JASSIM THANi 🇶🇦 @JBT_86]

We have air-conditioned stadiums and air-conditioned outdoor areas. Would you need any assistance from us? 😁🇶🇦

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Marcus Aurelius was right when he said that you will be forgotten either way so live in a manner, that while you remain, you belong to yourself.

[Mutah Beale مطاع بيل @MutahNapoleon]

You mean the terrorist who shot up the mosque? Or is he not considered a terrorist because he’s christian?

[$𝔞𝔪 @2xsam_]

Act like they died

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

And don’t wear them only for special occasions.

You are an occasion, you are special, wear them whenever and to wherever you want.

[Lamine Yamal Fan Club 🇪🇸 @Lamineeyamal__]

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[Pedro Sánchez @sanchezcastejon]

Quienes consideran que ondear la bandera de un Estado es “incitar al odio”, o han perdido el juicio o han sido cegados por su propia ignominia.

Lamine solo ha expresado la solidaridad por Palestina que sentimos millones de españoles. Otro motivo más para estar orgullosos de él.