Scatterbrain Jane

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

Before lent starts I want to give three solid shout outs. @Whataburger never discontinue the breakfast burger, @RODEOHOUSTON can’t wait, and I hope to see @BreneBrown at the Rodeo. Texas, I ❤️ you! #houston #whataburger #powerofvulnerability

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

#sisterhood #DemDebate. I can’t even remember my birthday let alone my middle name. #dealwithit

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

@Whataburger Dear Breakfast Burger, Please never leave!❤️

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

Dear #90DayFiance #90dayfiancetellall in the immortal words of @taylorswift13... we are never ever getting back together

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

@TLC needs to learn editing and production skills from @BravoTV . #90DayFiance would be far more enjoyable and hilarious if they just made an effort instead of creating false drama thru crap editing. @Andy plz save us!! #90dayfiancetellall #tlc #bravo

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

#90DayFiance #90dayfiancetellall https://t.co/GIZ8yZpARE . Let’s all simmer down now.

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

#throuple #90DayFiance #90dayfiancetellall

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

Syngin should just open an etsy store and sell is fancy necklaces. #90dayfiancetellall ok maybe not....https://t.co/gsjdWTcQjn

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

The End Is Nigh. #90DayFiance Part 1 of Tell All is about to start. Hold on to your butts!!!🍑#apocalypse

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

Cady Heron vs Regina George or Bloomberg vs Trump? @nytimes thanks for the enjoyable read. #burnbook #nyt #trump #bloomberg #onwednesdayswewearpink

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

Thanks @abc13weather for the great suggestion. ❤️❤️❤️#HappyValentineDay #cuddleweather #chickenparmseason

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

@TrumpWarRoom Maybe but look at this. It’s uncanny

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

❤️#happygalentinesday

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

“I exist because I have my women friends. They make me stronger, they make me smarter, they make me braver.” — Jane Fonda #GalentinesDay https://t.co/1qXU1yvc42

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

🐭🐭🐭

[BBC Studios @bbcstudios]

Congratulations to @bbcstudios Natural History Unit’s @SamRowleyPhoto whose snap of two mice fighting on the London underground has won the Wildlife Photographer of the Year LUMIX People's Choice award.

https://t.co/o4F7IukJyT

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

A drunk “I love you” is a sisterhood rite of passage. I sincerely hope every female gets it at some point in her life. #blessed #sisterhood #SquadGoals

[OLAY @OlaySkin]

The easiest way to donate to @GirlsWhoCode? Retweet this. When we #MakeSpaceForWomen, we make space for everyone.

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

This brings so much joy to my life. #snl #okboomer #RelationshipGoals

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹:
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝘄?

Kylo Ren is back to check in on the First Order’s interns.

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

Tonight I learned not all vinegars are created equally. Only took 30+ years. I salute you apple cider vinegar. #TuesdayThoughts #why #vinegar #hashtag #ImpeachmentTrial #whynot

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

@TLC have you ever thought about non-90dayers doing pillow talk? I will do it for free and apparently my family and friends think I should be a stand up comedian. I can take Tim and Veronicas place! Deal? #90DayFiance #PillowTalk #NeverAgain #free

[Scatterbrain Jane @is_bleu]

I am pretty sure the Devil is behind the creation of #readreceipts and #likedcomments. Why does @Apple want me to hate everyone?