the fifth loco

I eat Arby’s

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

A big divide in attitudes towards AI, I think, is in whether you can easily write better than it and it all reads like stilted, inauthentic kitsch; or whether you’re amazed by it because it makes you seem more articulate than you’ve ever sounded in your life

[👨🏻 @speeeena]

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved doing since childhood: watching tv

[octavia ⭐️⭐️ @peakybastard]

this ovulation hysteria that's en vogue lately is making me feel like an alien. what are you all talking about

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

Angie K has ascended

[♂ valentin🪱 saerans husband 🎀 @sillyvalentines]

I really dislike the trend of anime artstyles getting really round, soft and clean
What happened to the bold, edgy line art 😿

[໊ @sonohoor]

it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Nene's Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party Seafood Soiree

[𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 @clevelandreaper]

Grown adults driving around with dozens of rubber ducks on their dashboards obscuring their vision

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Grad school

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Looking deep within and concluding that my belief in safe injection sites means I must support this on principle as well

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Cameron Searles @CJSearle93]

When the whole entire Salt Lake City cast stopped mid-argument and united together like the Avengers to light Britani’s ass up like a Christmas tree until she was in tears for recording them💀💀

[the fifth loco @is_calzone]

What am I supposed to do with 3 oz of seltzer

[✨S A N D R A✨ @aquisandrax]

Cuando las copas cuestan demasiado caras hay que ponerse ingenioso 💸

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i mean this but in a mean way

[the fifth loco @is_calzone]

Every day I wake up with more hate in my heart for landlords.

[mimmy 💒 @mimmyisafish]

luann at bluestone manor:

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

I just learned that people with ADHD have no inner monologue and are not really human in a technical sense, or even alive.

[Nathan Strang @NavyStrang]

Defeat AI with this one simple trick