Chris!

9-1-1, what’s your emergency?

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

I’m calling the police!

[John Moe @johnmoe]

The problem is you never know which Gary is going to show up.

[does @it_feel_good]

https://t.co/0y98tBoWag

[Ladies and Gentlemen @__welcome__to__]

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TAAARRGGETT

[Mrs. Beefy @chewbekah_]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Dab

[does @it_feel_good]

eh

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

@joclynlauren 9-1-1, what’s your emergency?
*X-Files theme*

[*tap tap tap tap tap* @_______daddy]

DO I LOOK LIKE

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

@from_bugs_life I’ve always wondered...what WAS brackin?

[holy fu its that nigga @from_bugs_life]

did i ever figure out how that nigga from bugs life is livin? stay tuned😏 https://t.co/sUdas4KyhY

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

*X-Files theme plays* https://t.co/xmh8LDkugC

[Mary! @is_thatapolice]

I’m calling the weed!

[IBroughtYouMyrrh @myrrh_durr]

did judas get punished for myrrh-durr... stay tuned https://t.co/6SOM0QRM2Y

[youre disrepecting @a_future__]

it’s a beautiful morning as usual anyways they’re making a vine 2 and whoever tells nash grier i will personally make u burn alive and make it look like an accident y’all have a great day

[that @was__legitness]

yeah it was, ha

[oh my @god_they_were]

were they roommates?

[oh my @god_they_were]

Are they still roommates? Stay tuned.

https://t.co/eySwOQwFzW

[i love you bitch @I_aint_never_]

gonna stop loving you bitch

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

@murr_durr @KELtheDong He loves you and so do I

[i spilled lipstick in your @valentino_bag]

you spilled- WAHUHWHAWA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG