*tap tap tap tap tap*

[*tap tap tap tap tap* @_______daddy]

DO I LOOK LIKE

[Mary! @is_thatapolice]

I’m calling the weed!

[white girl dancing to @WHITEGIRLDANClN]

come one down, come on down

[*tap tap tap tap tap* @_______daddy]

@Sarah_morgan22 Did you really just delete your tweet that had the word “coming” spelt correctly so you could seem more “dyslexic”

[do u think u can push the elevator button 4 me @_no_kevin]

fuckin weirdo

[I saw you hanging out with Caitlyn yesterday. But @rebecca_itsnot]

I won't hesitate bitch

[hi @_welcome_to__]

chili’s

[do you like sitting @inthefrontseat_]

‘yeah’
*

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

I’m calling the police!

[Yo, what are we @about_to_do]

Yo, drink this vodka, down the hatch. Come on

[i spilled lipstick in your @valentino_bag]

you spilled- WAHUHWHAWA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

[it’s me jessy an ari @ifhe_ifthey]

test me they sorry

[hey can you @pass_meanother]

capri sun?

[does @it_feel_good]

eh

[Fuck Off Janet @lm_Not_Going]

To your fucking baby shower

[GO AWAY TATE @YOUREALLlWANT]

YOURE ALL I HAVE
GO AWAY
AHHHHHHH

[Ladies and Gentlemen @__welcome__to__]

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TAAARRGGETT

[siri whats my name? @youre_tom_but]

you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[if i order a 20 piece nugget and you give @me_one_sauce]

DO THE MATHHHHH