Yo, what are we

[Yo, what are we @about_to_do]

Yo, drink this vodka, down the hatch. Come on

[Chris! @is_thataweed]

I’m calling the police!

[two bros chilling in a @_hottub_]

five feet apart ’cuz they’re not gay

[I Wanna Church Girl @thatgo_tochurch]

aNd ReaD her Bible

[siri whats my name? @youre_tom_but]

you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[look @at_this__]

graaaaaph

[oh my gahwd @ohmy_gahwd]

he on x-games mode

[oh my @god_they_were]

roommates

[IBroughtYouMyrrh @myrrh_durr]

judas ! no !

[i thought you @_were_bae_]

turns out your just fam. bruh. 🤟🏼

[I saw you hanging out with Caitlyn yesterday. But @rebecca_itsnot]

I won't hesitate bitch

[Girl @ur_thicker]

Than a bowl of oatmeal

[can i @get_a_waffle]

can i PLEASE get a waffle

[so you just gonna @bring_me_a]

birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

[dude i thought u could do a kickflip @i_can_i_can_]

i did one this morning

[whoever threw @that__paper_]

your moms a hoe

[dzy @wtfDZY]

i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[Bitch @i_hope_the]

fuck you do you gonna be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that

[its @an_avocado_]

thanks

[im a bad @bitch_you_cant]

kill me