Isabel

that’s freaky… this kitty’s got claws

[Isabel @isabel_goertz]

Picture this: the year is 2016 and it's the second day of freshman year. You are running late to class. The one minute bell starts to play. It's Marvin Gaye's sexual healing. Running through the hallways you are singing "babbby, I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin"

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

just found out the hard way that there’s a limit to how many safari tabs you can have open on your phone

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

making lists is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[b @wwxwashere]

this made me giggle so hard

[໊ @sonohoor]

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

[burner account @dashofkitty]

im actually not physically capable of texting back u have to come find me

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

I'm an unregistered nurse

[bill finn’s pr manager @harryisagleek]

my coworkers when im not on the schedule:

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

its so cool that a psychiatrist can give you pills but psychologists can only be like… “mmmm just as i suspected. you need true love’s kiss”

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Caption this 💅

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Isabel @isabel_goertz]

@kstatelibraries Birdyyyy

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

Steve Harrington's dream...❤️📸✨ #StrangerThings

[mony @moneycaa]

wtf did mac miller put in the spins that makes me feel excited about life

[Hassan @wavypakistani]

Fascination

[Ultraweed Mk V (NITROEXPRESS) @DubstepObama]

STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR