We all know this guy.
He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks.
That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup.
Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life