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my inner dialogue but in tweets

[Witch @witchwounds]

there's a beautiful girl named Tinnitus who is always singing her siren song in my ear

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

fuck it bro ill just assume the best

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

My mind drifting away as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

[chatting with friend stuck on the hantavirus ship] But other than that the trip was good?

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Last night was a hippa violation

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

girl not now i'm accepting things i can't change

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend