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[montoya @isabelittas]

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[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

once she say “hot girl summer” just know you gettin cheated on

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

there may come a day (very soon) where you realize you don’t have a specific passion for a career, you just want to make a sustainable amount of money in as ethical of a way as possible to live your life. realize that now before choosing your degree or career field

[David Vasquez @TheRealDav1D]

@shaTIRED Tampa came around the second time & everyone actually shut tf up. 😭😂

[sal 🫐 @ghostinmypocket]

Love was meant to be discovered on a park bench or a coffee shop not on a dating app filled with pathological horny liars

[crybaby @bunnygirl1373]

having a crush as a girl makes u experience symptoms similar to psychosis

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

She has every right to be upset that her paywalled content is being stolen and shared. Stealing pornographic content in any capacity is a violation of consent, it doesn’t matter that it’s a hazard of the job. I hope she has the resources to try to fight it because many don’t.

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

it’s that time…a lot of bitches should be scared

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

In college this boy I liked asked me to lunch and also to go to the laundromat. So I went and brought my laundry. It was a great date. Weeks later he was at my apartment and said, “Hey! When did you get this washer/dryer?” And I said, “Oh I’ve always had that.”

He married me.

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

googling "is it okay to go to college late" and all of the articles say that if you go to college right after high school youre basically a moron

[montoya @isabelittas]

Pet Sounds an St Pepper Lonely Hearts club band were both 40 mins long. Y’all just don’t know what a good album is an think it’s about length.

[My Name Is James @_JamesGtfo]

The Fame Monster is 34 minutes. This isn’t an album it’s a glorified EP.

Sick and tired of short songs and short albums.

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

M&ms commercials:

[nat @dunstz]

the three horsemen of the apocalypse

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Yall was not there

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

not kirsten dunst but y’all stay safe out there <3

[josh! @queersocialism]

@jafar_vcf pete is the perfect example of this 😭😭 idk if hilary a great example but her too… losing two elections: one to a black man in a white supremacist country and another to an absolute b u f f oo n is nuts