Denim

I don't even floss.

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

This is the first Sunday funday I’ve had since March and I don’t know what it is but drinking on Sunday is better than any other day of the week

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

There’s a million beautiful girls in the world and nobody knows better than me because no one stares better than me, but Mikayla is the most beautiful, even if she isn’t a cherry blonde with a beer gut

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@jojoives Yeah, that sounds reasonable. I just feel like we’ll either go 12-0 or lose every game

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@jojoives Who will they beat and who will they lose to?

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@quelubprius I am now

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

It’s Michelle Branch takeover weekend

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@saintcely Me too

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

I’m at the point in life where all I want to do on my birthday is get drunk with my dog and cat. That’s livin’

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@solvalicious @stereogum @springsteen @preus_rolf This is a lot better than I thought it would be

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

I made a lot of mistakes in my life but jelly roll saved my life

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

I have become addicted to sleepy time tea

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@solvalicious @faithpreus Me too

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

Beer Dye is a terrible game

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

@solvalicious No skill. No enjoyment. I had to make a public statement because for some reason it is growing and it pains me to see that.

[adam @adam2kn]

This dude must have had a long ass day

[Denim @Isakrobertpreus]

I wish I had a boat