izzie (taylor’s version)

full time dreamer | do some software engineering in my free time | possibly the funniest person alive | stop stalking me and just text me

[aria @lithelylethal]

paracetamol

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.

[meritocracia n existe porra @honeyjjk_2]

não me aguento de rir dessa sequência de fotos de uma fã do bad bunny grávida, mostrando o celular pra ele com a seguinte mensagem "Benito, você se lembra de mim? Nos conhecemos faz 9 meses."

A CARA DE PÂNICO DELE KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[mika @dearlovisa]

casal mais desinteressante do planeta

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

Anything i give you outside this mf bill is a tip

[Marve_T @m_a_r_v_e__t]

Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

when he saw someone wearing a showgirl shirt at one of his foundation events and told her something like “i love it, i saw it in real life” THE GREED

[tofi | vai ver a laufey 9/9 @tof222fee]

todo dia tem alguma teoria nova

[⋆✺ mary tales: ✺⋆ @muppetfellow]

An underrated element of this number is how well lit it is.

I can clearly see everyone, I still know it’s nighttime, and it has color!

[SpaceCatMemes👾 @SpaceCatMemes]

building a pc

[Cocoahomology @cocoahomology]

threatening mathematicians with career consequences don't work too well since they are the type of ppl who chose to become mathematicians

[yenna 🎮 @darkie_cloud]

Nem conheço mas fiquei com muito nojo dessa mulher desviando do extintor pra n chegar perto do pessoal que pagou pra ver elas

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Nothing confuses a conservative Christian more than the teachings of Jesus.

[Dinha #EquipeT @yoongidinha]

Eu achava q qualquer água servia até ir pra europa e virar somelier de água tinham umas q eram INTRAGÁVEIS

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

It has to be Kierkegaard

[BOND ✭ @ballhardsam]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and lose their shit

[kay⛧ @djosgaptooth]

jolly little fucker is exactly how everyone should describe him actually