Sam Norton

Just a dude that coke heads come up too all the time and say "I love your f#$%ing energy". Even though I'm a Mushroom guy

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Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #CentralCanada’s #ComedyCalender.

Get ready for some great laughs!

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@USPirates I know this is silly and this dumb and this shouldn't hit me so hard but today it does. Proud Pirate

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Me in 2024:
Book idea "America; President's, Prosecution & Pornstars"

America in 2025:
*burns books*

Me in 2025:
"Meh" (Not phased because I'm illiterate from growing up in American public schools)

America in 2026:
"Defund public schools"

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Today showcases to the Right the importance of gun regulation and to the Left the importance of gun training #Trump #politic

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Maybe #Trump is right, our country is falling apart. I mean, when was the last time someone was *almost* shot in America?

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Associated with red. Multiple diss tracks. Convicted felon. Now assassination attempt. Is Trump trying to be the next Tupac?

#trump #Trump2024

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Watching "Turning Point" on Netflix & getting the sense that The US won WW2 & the Cold War by becoming more and more like they enemies they defeated in both of those conflicts.

The largest difference between US in 1924 & 2024 is easily its military oligarchy & govnt marriage

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WW3 will be started not by Russian vs Ukraine or Israel vs Palestine by Swifties vs BeyHive #WW3 #TaylorSwift #Beyonce

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Audiences love the energy and jokes that #comedian @isamcomedy gives off. Then don’t miss out as Sam heads to @YukYukslondon with Keith Pedro and Armin Arbabi.

Friday Jan 5th at 8:00PM and Saturday Jan 6th at 7:30PM.

https://t.co/tROn2n2hHu

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Had fun with Redneck Leo Decaprio

#standupcomedy #comedy #celebrity #jok

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@VWRPodcast @cliftoncremo Hear me out... Bottom of Lay's Chips bag just tiny crumbles into a bowl. Then 2 splashes of sweet pickle juice...
This maybe poverty talking but Savory Cereal is amazing.

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Just putting my stable out for @OSWreview 200,000 subs congrats!

Earthquake
Dean Malenko
Road Dogg
Ultimo Dragon
Doink (Scary)

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Holy shit @iamcolinquinn is 100% correct in #SmallTalk

https://t.co/zjnKKeF7Ry

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True Story

#jokes #comedy #standupcomedy #joke #Truestory

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Hey @avnawards if yall haven't thought of @CheDurena hosting then youre missing making history.

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I'm blessed to be doing better.

#poor #poverty #ressession #standupcomedy #joke

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My wifey is full of surprises

#jokes #comedy #standupcomedy #dating

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They say life's to short but Life literally takes a lifetime to happen. I'm 35 and tired but my grandpa is 98. I currently have to do THIS 3 more time just to be him. And he smells like the inside of a pumpkin

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🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇦 Just passed my Canadian citizenship test. I will be a true American Canadian this year 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇲