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I talk too much. When I don't, I like to think I'm a writer

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

"A person who has a garden AND a library is the world's wealthiest person"

[செல்வம் அரசுப்பள்ளி ஆசிரியர்.. @selvachidambara]

ஒரு நூலகத்தையும்,
ஒரு தோட்டத்தையும் வைத்திருக்கும் ஒருவனே
உலகின் மிகப்பெரிய செல்வந்தன்💪
----ப.பி

[dashiel @new_dash_snow]

tapped big man on the shoulder like they work at the power plant together

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

@Saisailu97 Sadly he isn’t a “weirdo”, if you define weirdo as someone who holds fringe opinions.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not exaggerating when I say the future depends on this catching on en masse. Kids, adults. Book clubs, silent reading groups. For the past twenty-five years tech has corroded our attention, intelligence and basic pleasure in living, and books are the key to winning them back.

[Michael 英泉 Eisen @mbeisen]

The three set quarterfinals are all colonizer - colonized pairs: France - Morocco, Spain - Belgium, Norway - England.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Removing Florida was not necessary, but it was satisfying.

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

ALEJANDRO DAVIDOVICH FOKINA WINS THE POINT OF THE YEAR AGAINST FELIX AUGER ALIASSIME AT WIMBLEDON.

Not. Possible.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

What a historic win!!!

Laban Eala!!!!

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

I’m browsing comics in a geeky/nerdy store. A woman walks in and asks one of the guys at the counter:

Customer: “I need to get one of those weird-headed figures for my nephew.”

She points at the walls of Funko Pops.

Cashier: “Do you know which one he wants?”

Customer: “Star… something.”

Cashier: “Star… Wars? Star Trek?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Cashier: “Which one?”

Customer: “What’s the difference?”

Cashier: “How old is he?”

Customer: “Fourteen.”

Cashier: “Hmm, if he were younger, it might be Star Wars, but I know a lot of teens who are into Star Trek now. Does he like Darth Vader or Captain Picard?”

Customer: “I don’t know what any of those words mean.”

Cashier: “Is he into pew pew bang bang, or utopian space socialism?”

Customer: “What the h*** are you talking about?!”

I decide to help.

Me: “Ma’am, is your nephew the kind of kid who would do sports or join the debate team?”

Customer: “He’s… on the football team. Why is that relevant?”

Cashier & I: *Simultaneously.* “Star Wars.”

The cashier takes the customer to the ‘Star Wars’ section of the Funko Wall.

Cashier: “All of these are Star Wars.”

Customer: *Getting out a folded piece of paper.* “This is what he wants.”

The paper has ‘Ahsoka Tano’ written on it, and the cashier and I share a look of “couldn’t you have started with that?!”

The cashier got the Funko for her (she still didn’t know what she was buying, but she was happy to get out of there), and the cashier’s coworkers started mocking the cashier for how he tried to differentiate between the ‘Star’ franchises, resulting in a series of similar attempts by the rest of the workers after the customer had left:

Other Worker #1: “Ma’am, does your nephew like cowboys in space, or civil servants in space?”

Other Worker #2: “Ma’am, is he into space wizards or space accountants?”

Other Worker #3: “Ma’am, does he enjoy prophecies or performance reviews?”

And my attempt:

Me: “Ma’am, would he rather overthrow the government or work for it?”

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

Eala winning (yay)!

Iga losing (oh no)!

Iga winning (yay)!

Eala losing (oh no)!

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

RENAME IT HAMILTONE YOU COWARDS

[Amol Karhadkar @karhacter]

A 209-shot rally. Amazing...

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

Smriti Mandana and Iga Swiatek are the same people.

I won’t be taking further questions.

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

I fear the knowledge centralisation caused by never deleted embeddings run by inferences. The company that owns this data becomes an unbreachable, impregnable knowledge fortress that sits behind a secure moat of government security and can charge exorbitantly for access.

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

Funnily enough this little fellow is closer in age to Kimi than Kimi is to Hamilton or Alonso.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Kimi's biggest, littlest fan 😍

#F1 #BritishGP

[🍉☮️ @isarans]

@sidin Perhaps a good Consultancy Services company

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[GL @gldivittorio]

Wait

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[Blindinho @_Blindinho_]

Nobody is born with perfect politics. I was horrible as a teenager. The internet and University expanded my world view.