Fake Showbiz Sightings

PARODY - Detailing completely made up sightings of famous people in everyday life - PARODY. None of this happened.

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Cricketer on boundary missing a simple catch due to looking up a rare 50p on eBay.

Update: Cricket mourns legend who was found in dumpster with 50p shoved where even the ferryman won't go.

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Nick Thomas-Symonds standing by a phone box ushering people away as he is expecting an urgent call containing information as to his beliefs and views on things.

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@GBNEWS Maybe half the Tory party can stop spending their tax payer salaries and expenses on rent boys, prostitutes, cocaine and alcohol.

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@GBNEWS Most can't afford food on £65 a week. You fu**ing nose in the trough parasites. Piss off back to your dungeons.

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Some actress called Sheridan something demonstrating to kids in Bristol Zoo how many marshmallows she could get into her mouth.

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I am sorry for the lack of sightings. I have been away but having behaved myself I am once again out and about looking for famous people with my big binoculars.

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Iain Dale on the high street in Bury St Edmunds randomly pointing at people.

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@LBC Nothing like the impartiality of a LBC Host.

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Cheltenham B&M's and Celine Dion complaining about the quality of the bin bags which burst and left all her rubbish strewn over her floor.

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Paul Ross in Argyle Starbucks being admonished after a customer complained about the latte he served not being hot enough.

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Megan's Cafe in Tonbridge and I swear I saw Tom Cruise looking at a Mission Impossible script and saying he can't do it

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Almost certain I just saw Priti Patel in a zoo trying to deport a penguin.

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Bill Oddie dressed as a giant hedgehog leaping out at people who are looking for hedgehogs. Rolled himself up into a ball and left the area.

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Saw Barbara Streisand complaining about Nectar points in Saffron Waldon

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Almost certain that was Daniel Craig driving a lorry down my high street shouting at some people sat on chairs outside a pub and narrowly missing a bollard.

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Nigel Farage lurking by the Swan enclosure in Regents' Park with a bottle of ketchup and a bib.

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Police believe 'An Audience with James Corden' to be hostage situation

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In a collosal misprint West Ham have Ann Widdicombe as a Striker.

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Someone resembling the Prime Minister shaking hands with someone who doesn't know who he is.

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Ann Widdicombe wearing a big cloak and running down Big Hill in York making a weird squawking noise.