Rhys Walsh-Tindall

I like burgers //
I also like movies @ //
I also like mixing @ //
I code sometimes @

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.

[sgp @stogolp]

eat liver before drinking so the alcohol gets confused and attacks the wrong liver.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[maha @mahaaaay]

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

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[Rhys Walsh-Tindall @isitfixedyet]

It must be nice to go through life not worrying about this kind of stuff. Ignorance is bliss I guess.

[Rhys Walsh-Tindall @isitfixedyet]

I have travelled the same flight route pretty regularly over the last 3 years and I've got to say - the one thing that annoys me the most, by far, are people sitting in the middle rows who immediately get up to leave once the seatbelt sign is off.

[Rhys Walsh-Tindall @isitfixedyet]

But no, maybe if you jump out of your seat as quickly as possible, and grab your luggage, the sea of people ahead will part and you will be able to beeline to that front exit, tipping your cap to the pilot as you leave the plane.

[Rhys Walsh-Tindall @isitfixedyet]

To me, it's the public transport cultural equivalent of trying to board a bus/train before the relevant people have tried to get off. You have a complete lack of understanding of etiquette, processes, and the people around you.

[Benedict @carto_graph]

they should have separate airports for people who walk quickly and are capable of reading signs

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

He said his love language was physical touch so I beat him

[alfie @alfienxo]

well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it

[hayden @haydendevs]

"energy drinks are bad for you"

oh yeah? why does it make my headache go away? why does the shaking stop after I've had 3 of them?

seems like a cure to me.