eyela ohkneel

five-foot nightcrawler

[joe @spinningjoe]

gromit should go crazy on wallace xl bully style

[eyela ohkneel @isla_oneill]

tk maximising my joint slay is this anything

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

just had another vile nap dream that revealed the weakness of my spirit and perversity of my character . Whatever

[J.MP4 @jd0tmp4]

Bro they got all gender inclusive House (1977) bathrooms at the cafe.

[david kern @kernaldave]

@AlphaKironde @Akumabat They are good for bathroom breaks. When they are kissin, I am pissin.

[eyela ohkneel @isla_oneill]

confessions of a shopaholic but it’s me buying 2 books every time i pass an oxfam bookshop

[anand @demon_squid]

yes im studying for the BAR
Beach
Art museum
Really good time with my friends

[eyela ohkneel @isla_oneill]

bringing poppers as my luxury item on I’m a celebrity

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

turns out i don’t actually have autism i’m just weird and not good at hanging out

[eyela ohkneel @isla_oneill]

new drag name: yoni mitchell

[eyela ohkneel @isla_oneill]

i have all the tradwife skills but none of the tradwife allure

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

there is no where else in the world more beautiful than glasgow as the springtime sunshine starts to break through (I have seasonal depression x)

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

I understand this labyrinth perfectly But i willfully forget its mechanics because i love being trapped !

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

You hit a certain age and suddenly start caring about the textiles section at the museum

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My Buddy: You can come to karaoke night with us but no singing all that gay shit like last time, got it?

Me: No gay shit. Got it. Looks like Mazzy Star is off the table! 😅

Buddy: Yeah whatever that is dont do it.

My esoteric white ass after 3 lite beers:

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Have fun getting fishy fingers in the stingray touch tank, losers, I'm just here to scope the belugas (turning and gazing into the soulful eyes of a moray eel for the first time) My God