Isle of Wight MP

Straight talking politician committed to setting the record straight! Francis Urquhart, Frank Underwood and Niccolò Machiavelli? They learned it all from me...

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Why do #voters on #IsleofWight believe Turner is a "laughing stock"?
Let him tell you...

http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd
#GE2015 #muppet #iwvote

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

More @TheGreenParty links to #extremism here. This time the #ALF Animal Liberation Front.
#GreenExtreme #isleofwight https://t.co/to9QhsNRJW

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Can you remember Turner's 5 Greatest Achievements? He can't!

#IsleofWight #GE2015 #iwvote

http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Why do #voters on #IsleofWight believe Turner is an embarrassment?
Let him tell you!

http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd
#GE2015 #muppet #iwvote

[Ian Winter @ianwinter]

@IsleofWightMP @keepandrew2015 His polling day routine: rise at 5pm; inject monkey-glands; run up Brading Down like Rocky Balboa. #pro

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

If you vote Turner today, this is what you will get.

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Andrew Turner is an embarrassment to the #IsleofWight & the @Conservatives
Judge for yourself
http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd
#GE2015 #muppet #iwvote

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Bright rosette. Lovely.
Disabled access. Good.
Red nose. Of course.
Expenses? Yes!
Who to vote for? Give me a second

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Only a few hours of voting left & the @keepandrew2015 twitter account remains silent. On #PollingDay!
Has he left the #IsleofWight already?

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Turner entering the Count?
This is a family show @turnershambles! No time for #VampirePorn. What would @NotAndrewTurner say!?

#TurnerFail

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Rumours circulating from IWCA that Turner planning NOT TO ATTEND COUNT if it looks like he'll be beaten. #isleofwight

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

@benjamindyer A #SchoolboyError? Local TurnerFanBoy @liamthom does his website. Thought he would have suggested it. ;)

#TurnerDownfall

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Just for fun...

http://t.co/vY4pJ4O3a2

#isleofwight #GE2015 #TurnerFail
#TurnerDownfal #iwvote

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Is Turner using unpaid interns as tellers at Polling Stations?
#minimumwage #livingwage
#GE2015 #isleofwight #iwvote

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Check this out before #voting on the #IsleofWight

Turner - his 5 Greatest Achievements
#GE2015 #muppet #iwvote

http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

This is the video the BBC have banned
Is this man fit to be #IsleofWight MP?
YOU be the judge
http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

@duncstable100 Go and look it up. It's all publicly available information.

#IsleofWight #UKIP #VoteUKIP #GE2015

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

At every chance @VixL refuses to answer on @TheGreenParty policies, sticking to the appealing & sanitized manifesto

@Vintage_Kayne

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Andrew Turner is an embarrassment to the #IsleofWight & the @Conservatives
Judge for yourself
http://t.co/qgRko47Ujd
#GE2015 #muppet #iwvote

[Isle of Wight MP @IsleofWightMP]

Much like @VixL then. Easy soundbites without having to deliver. You lost the argument and today there will be a winner!

@Vintage_Kayne