IOW Turner Shambles

Originally set up as definitive guide to the farce of Andrew Turner's re-election campaign. Now with running commentary of continuing shambles!

[Isle of Wight Can Depress @IWCanDepress]

Andrew Turner MP reveals his fail-proof Migrant Test*

*patent pending

[Isle of Wight Can Depress @IWCanDepress]

Experts from the U.S. warn Andrew Turner MP what could happen if his tiger breeds with the Isle of Wight's squirrels

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

.@Iainmckie_UKIP takes @TheIslandsMP to task in @iwcponline over failing to answer questions on taxpayers' money.

[Stewart Blackmore @RSBlackmore]

Sandi Toksvig on #bbcqt we have the biggest refugee crisis since WW2 yet Andrew Turner talks about tigers! @TheIslandsMP Forshame.

[Dan Wavell @danwavell]

Oh no! The Isle of Wight tiger has made a reappearance! @sanditoksvig we are truly sorry for @IsleofWightMP #bbcqt

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

Another fan speaks out. https://t.co/dV5dgOeyKd

[Thomas @theswagengine]

fucking hell Andrew Turner should be put down after the embarrassment he caused us today for fucking fuck sake u useless cunt

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

Questions for @TheIslandsMP to answer. #iwnews https://t.co/u4ApzaKrIo

[Ukip IOW @UkipIOW]

UKIP IW Letter to Andrew Turner MP regarding payments to his ex-fiancee http://t.co/HfuW1rdl64 http://t.co/jayuhEMPN9

[Isle of Wight Can Depress @IWCanDepress]

Grrreat to see these two Isle of Wight political heavyweights have finally put their differences aside

[The Pob @Quemerford]

All that's going on in the world & in #PMQs today the @Conservatives MP for Isle of Wight asks a question about a tiger? #ToryTiger

[Michael Taylor 🥃 @mickeywhizz]

@haltosaur I managed 20 minutes before I gave up; it was the Isle of Wight tiger which finally did for me.

[Charles West @West_GP]

Biggest issue of the day: refugees, Greece, Russia, energy security? Not to the Isle of Wight MP, it's a tiger! http://t.co/CtPsty0s5Q

[holly 🕯| aitchsee.bsky.social @aitchsee]

Catching up on PMQs. Great questions RE: crisis in mental health services then someone pipes up about a tiger on the Isle of Wight. FFS.

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

One of Andrew Turner's biggest fans speaks out. https://t.co/GOKfvznYy8

[roger sanders @rogersanders]

@pollytoynbee another Andrew Turner classic yesterday! Wonder if he's getting it to control the party and his Ex #isleofwight #shambles

[Isle of Wight Radio @iwightradio]

The Island's MP, taunted over his Commons question about a tiger, has admitted there 'maybe more important... http://t.co/wFwPkhTleV

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

.@guardian's @JohnJCrace describes @TheIslandsMP as eccentric. Most Islanders can think of other adjectives. https://t.co/qJfZ5nRfbF

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

Close Encounters of the Red Kind as Tories size up Jeremy Corbyn at PMQs http://t.co/4dhLFrw7VV

My sketch of JC's first PMQs

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

I wonder how many people voted Conservative rather than wanting to back @TheIslandsMP? https://t.co/4ckrVbhtby

[IOW Turner Shambles @turnershambles]

Was there any fruitcake available? https://t.co/5WWEPC4EKm