isma ✧

disbarred attorney

[isma ✧ @ismaelturtle]

@brianvargas12 splendid shit brian

[brian @brianvargas12]

Weekend in Yosemite

[m @skitzocat]

computa pls don't do this to me

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Google DeepMind researcher argues that LLMs can never be conscious, not in 10 years or 100 years.

"Expecting an algorithmic description to instantiate the quality it maps is like expecting the mathematical formula of gravity to physically exert weight."

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Oracle is such a terrible, evil, slime company it borders some sort of twisted black comedy skit.

During the beginning of the Trump administration Larry Ellison discussed building some sort of super-AI system and said it would create as much as 100,000 jobs in the United States

Fast forward, March 2026, Oracle lays off 30,000 people. 30,000 people is an absolutely insane number. Oracle sent out at email at 6am to 30,000 people which were selected using some sort "selective process", which was a computer program, or something, I don't know.

You go online and see people who have worked at Oracle for over 30 years being terminated. People who have had great reviews, sacrificed for the company, ... someone there was terminated and began working at Oracle in 1993.

1993 - 2026 and then terminated by a decision from a computer program while the United States economy is already sliding into the pisser, with inflation, housing crisis, government assistance cuts, gas prices raising, and companies creating hiring freezes

Then today it's announced Oracle has put in H1B requests for approx. 3,000 employees from overseas

What a fucking piece of shit fucking company.

[Michail aka Opium Hum / Hyper Real Radio @opiumhum]

John Gerrard's "Western Flag" is probably the most relevant work of art right now.

[VKTR @0xVKTR]

time to hit the chinese cig omakase

[Emil Privér @emil_priver]

lol

[moi @moimette1025]

Me when I’m playing buried and my teammate got the raygun from the box

[kris👽(COMMS OPEN) @wtfpurblez]

a friend sent this to me

[DIEM @DiemArchive]

Breaking News

[bink @knotbink]

how it feels to be 27 and #tappedin

[isma ✧ @ismaelturtle]

Katy ice house michelada, I would move mountains for you.

[isma ✧ @ismaelturtle]

@elonmusk @grok this is very stupid, actually! :)

[isma ✧ @ismaelturtle]

I forgotttt about that thoooo

[isma ✧ @ismaelturtle]

oh wait, I’m goated?