Ramb

These woke moralists

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

originally they were going to premiere the chris hansen movie at Cannes but they couldn't find any judges in France who understood why you'd want to catch a predator

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

KIDS ARE SMOKING THE HENTAVIRUS

[Migo @Migoo08]

@Hemomal

[Neet @neet_sol]

having a job lowkey makes you chopped. you start going bald and missing workouts

[kërcë @KERCENIM]

you can really see how middle eastern sicilians look with just the right music

[rue🍊 @rue_lou]

mitosis

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly

[miri @mishtimere]

When you lock in so hard you lowkey kind of become asexual

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

I just need bigger biceps

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

this collection of poems is called mr beast killed my dad

[Jhay @jhayusb]

hanging out with me is 50g of protein btw

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

Jordan Peterson's daughter just updated her IG; as of today, he's back in the hospital. He is in a guarded condition.

Thoughts, prayers, send them out please. The treatment they are performing is incredibly draining.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

A proud dad talking about his family: "This is my handsome, framemogging son. His name is ASU frat leader."

[noah @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

[🧛🏾‍♀️ @chromeheart600]

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

[bruce wayne impregnator⚢🇻🇪 @bruciebrina]

the year is 2027: the batman II just released exclusively on netflix with no rollout in theaters. they hired noah schnapp to play dick grayson and you just ordered a rope and a stool off amazon.